Okay, now remember. The bassoon is a very picky creature. As long as you don't give it any high notes, it won't throw a temper tantrum and blast out your ears. And don't bother asking it to play the low notes louder, either, because it will always refuse.
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#78: Bassoon
Okay, now remember. The bassoon is a very picky creature. As long as you don't give it any high notes, it won't throw a temper tantrum and blast out your ears. And don't bother asking it to play the low notes louder, either, because it will always refuse.