*slide is noisy* "I NEED OIL!!!"
*hits instrument* "NO!!!! MY CHILD!!!!!"
*drops instrument* *screams and checks to see if anything is broken*
Band practice is play and exercise.
Oiling valves/corks/slide is feeding.
Cleaning instrument.
Kissing instrument.
Adopt a child. Join band.
YOU ARE READING
Band 101
RandomStereotypes, jokes, and other stuff for marching band, concert band, and guard. Have fun getting triggered!! {Rated NR} Highest rating: #294 in Humor COMPLETED JAN 3, 2017