Hello Human!
Yes you! Right there with the squinty eyes, reading through your screen.
Hi!
The author would like me to impress upon you that she is not in any way writing about real people, situations, or places. Any person place or thing that resembles a real person place or thing, is just a coincidence. Also, the author begrudgingly would like me to share that she at times may be a bit lazy when it comes to research. And may have taken some liberties with certain situations. So apologies for any technological, medical, or anything else, screwups. The author is probably aware. And hopes to correct them in the future. (Maybe).
The author would also like me to mention that she is not being paid in any way to endorse any particular brand or product. (I've seen her bank account. Trust me, she is not being endorsed at all.)
Please contact the author if you find the following works on another's profile. That's plagiarism. And the author and I agree (for once), that it is definitely not cool.
Not cool at all.
That is all Human!
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As Told by Rosemary's Angry Phone
Humor[Completed] Rosemary has lost her mind and cannot find it. Her phone is talking to her. And not in a cool Siri kind of way. More of a 'I loathe you' way. Rosemary must join forces with a phone that has better things to do, if she is to figure out wh...
