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SS: Author's Note

Omg! School was fun :) At lunch, My friend Jazzy and I where doing a milk contest to see who could drink the most milk quicker. In the middle of it, I burst into laughter and milk went everywhere. It was fucking embarrassing.
Gahhhhh.
:) I don't know if they are reading this...er...let's see...1...2...3...4 of my friends have Wattpad. 2 of them have stories (I love them so much)

Go follow @randomest_of_writers because I LOVE HER STORIES!

Go follow @Abigale_Jayne because I LOVE HER STORIES! Oh yeah, Abby, why did he kiss her?! I'm still asking that XD! (Book reference)

Er...I'm not sure if the last two would like shootouts. If so, comment below lovies. I'm just making sure.

I honestly don't know what to write today...Ugh. I'm really tired rn.

What should I write about...hmm...romance? Horror? Adventure? Science fiction? Smut? Fanfictions? Idk!

You know what I hate sonetimes?

Fucking family. My sister is annoying the fuck out of me, so I just crawled upstairs and into my bed. I feel alone. So I took out my phone and began to write. I'm back upstairs though because my mother and sister called for me. I had to watch the food, and my sister just won't shut the fuck up. I wanna slap her silence back in sometimes. sigh. #FamilyIssues

My ma showed me some videos about these dogs and babies playing, then the second video she showed me was a girl crying as her mom gave her a puppy. Dude it was so fucking cringe. Even the dog looked triggered, it barely moved.
I hate hearing people crunch their food. I'm hearing it right now.

#PetPeeves.

Aye, I know the story. I'm just gonna write to you. Like...not a story...it's like I'm talking to you, ya know?

Ooh! If you have any questions for the author, please comment them down below and I will do a Q&A for the author. :)

Omfg, earlier I was hungry and I eyed some bananas. So I cut them and put them in a bowl, then so poured a little bit of chocolate syrup over them. Sooo fucking good!

I'm eating pizza now. It's so fucking huge and thick, but tastes sooo good.

Wait a second...that came wrong as fuck. XD Lol, doesn't bother to change it. *flips the hair I dont have*

Oh oops! I just remembered I have math homework, 4.8 IXL. Shit! I'm not doing it :/

Thank God that Semester one is almost over. Then I can start over.
I want to have good grades cause im afraid that the teachers I will have in high school are gonna be like, "Boy, get yo lazy ass out of ma classroom!"

That will hurt. Literally.
I need to start paying attention, because....I wanna be forensic scientist, an author. Ooh I wanna do autopsy!

And if i don't pay attention in school, how in fucks fuck am I gonna get there?

all the info goes in one ear out the other ...besides video game design. I have played so many games that I understand video game design.

But...Math has too many complicating words.

And history, oh simple. That shit is boring. Every fucking year, I learn about how these bitches did this shit, and peace came, or how these bitches made a fucking group and made a fucking article that changed the world.

We fucking get it. And I don't give a fuck! Sorry to those who like history, my apologies. Everyone has an opinion.
So yah.

Hahahahahahahahaha!
Someone came upstairs •won't say who• and said "If you carry my backpack downstairs, I'll give you a dime."

I didn't even say anything.
Like, boooyyyyyyyyyy¡!!!¡!!!¡!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!
Anywhooooooooooooooo...

It's dark as fuck ouside.

sorry if this isn't what you like. Comment down below and I'll stop :)

If you liked it, "smash that like button like a boss."

And I will see you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO!

Uh oh. I have to go. My mom is calling me, I'm sorry, so. Maybe later, alligator, don't forget to go text "Azer!"  (that poem was lit)

Azer is a character from Daz_Games's "Daz Watches Crazy Goths."
Go like his channel! Stay dazzling!
*hoh* ~Daz.

QUESTION: SHOULD I POST A RAP SONG I MAKE?!?!?!

Omgg^^ My friend made a song called "Original song" and the first lyrics are stuck in my head. "I could write a song about love. I could write a song about my recent breakup." Her singing voice is FUCKING FABULOUS I LOVE IT!
lol.

Sigh...I'm so fucking depressed rn that I turned down a chocolate chip cookie, fresh out of the oven. My heart just broke. I'm sorry lil cookie....I love you.

GOALS OF 2017:

-Get drunk and egg a car (lol)

-Prank someone (I have a wonderful idea. I'm putting an alarm on someone's phone so it goes off during school, and sexy moans and whimpers are gonna scream out of the phone. Dw, the phone will be on ;))

-Pass second semester with at least 3 A's and 1 C- (thats a hard one, I'll doubt I'll do it)

-Do the "I mailed myself" challenge, but actually put myself in a box and mail myself.
NOTES: -Where do I mail myself?
                -Who do I mail myself to?!
               -Make sure you don't go to jail for doing this....

-Do a successful front flip into the water.

(I'm watching a movie rn and all I hear are kissing sounds. (I wasn't looking at the screen so idk wtf was happening) Suddenly the dude said, "I could eat you up." Crinngeeee)

-Publish a book (maybe)

-Get a haircut. (What should I get?! My hair is slightly over my shoulders. Comment below!)

-Talk a walk outside at midnight.

(Owwww. Okay, I had a bottle of soda next to me. It fell off my seat, and bubbles where everywhere. When I unscrewed it, it went boom and the bottle lid flew off. Scared the shit out of me lol.)

-Make a song, add sound, post on YouTube and/or SoundCloud.

-Take a walk under the stars, lay down and look up at the stars. (I love doing it. Ive done it at times, and ive fell asleep listening to music. I've just wanted to do it with someone else. (corny asf)

-Read "Fifty Shades Of Grey" (I've always wanted to read it/see it. But it's literally porn, so I doubt me mum will let me, lmao. *cri*

-See Markiplier and Jacksepticeye...yeah nevermind, that's impossible. *cries in a corner* #MyDreamsAreMemes

-Get 100 followers on YouTube. (I doubbttt. If you wanna check me out, go follow me as JESHELLE JESHELLE! My link is below my profile description :))

Don't speak for a whole 24 hours! (Can I do it?!)
-DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR 2017 GOALS?! Write anything, we are only two weeks in the new year :)

Thank you!
I will leave now!
Thanks for reading the story that isn't a story but decided to be a story because I had no ideas :)
Xoxo^^
~Οτερο Σ.
~ Β.Λ
(my initials in Greek. btw.: in my other stories, I use GREEK when I change the langauge)