Game of Thrones - the Remix!

Tyrion, Bronn and Jaime Reunited Again

Tyrion

Walking around Kings landing, at his current height, was a strange adventure indeed. everyone and everything seemed so much smaller. He just couldn't manage to get used to living at this size. People stared at him, not like before, but almost in the exact opposite way. He wasn't freakishly small, but freakishly tall. 

Lady Steffana, surely to amuse herslef, had made him the same height as she was...and she was the tallest woman he'd ever seen, if she could in fact be called that. She was purple, purple! Well lavender, actually. Lavender skin, lavender eyes and deeply purple hair, unlike any he'd ever seen. It wasn't exactly unkempt, but it was a tangle of waves that hung all the way to her mid back, and that was quite a lot of hair, given how long her back was.

She liked him. She truly liked him, for him. She had to...she could have chosen anyone. But she had chosen him. She had a husband...Tyrion wondered, what he was like.  Clearly the marriage wasn't a happy one...she had said so herself... a marriage in name only. And now...she was here with him, doing all these things for him, proposing indecent affiliations with him. Tyrion had to admit he was overwhelmed by this recent twist of fate and turn of fortune and what it likely meant for him. Just the fact that such an extraordinary woman actually wanted to be his mistress, that she was propositioning him - not the other way around. It  was a first. He was rather enjoying the new dynamic.

He knew exactly where he would find Bronn, with Jaime. Those two had become close, in his absence...and now he would have to ask Bronn to change sides again. Bronn would only do it, if the price was right.

"It's my brother! He's come the fill us in on his new adventures with the great purple witch from beyond the realm!"

"Look at you old friend.  You run into one stroke of luck after another...with all of that height on you, youre going to have to learn how to fight. Big as you are, they'll be comign for ya." "

Tyrion had a hunch that he might already know how to fight. he thought of lady Steffana, and that litte flat instrument she had. With that, she could change people.

"Jaime, could I borrow your sword."

"Certainly little brother"

"Bronn, do me the honor, of showing me a few crucial moves."

"Well first...I need you to stand like this."

But as Bronn lunged at him with his sword, Tyrion found to his surprise and them some, that he was just as skilled with a sword as Bronn, if not more so. After successfully dueling with Bronn, with Jaime watching in astonishment. Bronn says, 

"I yeild...this is more of that freaky sorcery, and I'm not match for that."

Tyrion noted, that indeed it was.

"Well, little brother, your fate has changed dramtically over the past few days. You've been cleared of all crimes, and you've  been cured of your affliction, you've got your wife back- and are poised to take the North over for the Lannisters, and  are taller than almost any man, except maybe the mountain, and some how you've l also earned how to handle a sword."

"well...when you say it like that...it does seem like quite the turn around."

"Indeed it is. And I'm happy for you Tyrion, I really am, but this new sorceress of yours has caused quite a disruption. We need to discuss what we're going to do about her. She is refusing to support Tommen as the King."

"Yes, well...I didn't advise her as to any of that. She largey makes those decisions on her own"

"As you can imagine, is causing quite a problem, between father and Cersei and me. father, of course is considering an alliance with her, if she will back me as the King - but I don't want to be King. I never did"

"I wouldn't worry if I were you. I doubt that she will choose you Jaime."

"And why not? If she can make you a giant, certainly she can make me a  King."

"Yes...no doubt she could,-"

"And with Sansa by your side...you would rule the North, I would rule the...finally peace n the realm at last...but Tommen would have to die."

"Well...yes there is that."

"How does she know that?"

"She has a machine that tells her- look brother, I don't fully understand the whole of it myself-"

"Look, you must get her to accept Tommen as the King. If she does that, we will align with her, even though it's a risk..there is this other, that she speaks of. Apparently, we will have to contend with that...but with what she has accomplished...with you alone...clearly she has the ability to change people...she can change Tommen. make him more Kingly...you must advise her of this. It's best for all concerned."

"Brother...I will try. But, I am actually here, for Bronn."

"For me? What do you want from me?"

"Well...actually it's what she wants. She wants you to join us Bronn."

"Well...you know I have the same questions as always...what's in it for me?"

"I suppose that you will have to ask  her yourself."

"Bronn! You're not thinking of leaving Kings Landing! You're Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."

"And...you're sister has promised me lands, a better title and a castle...but, I've got to see what the purple lady can do...as you said...just look at what she has done for your brother."