And Here's To Nowhere

Chapter 4 Dealing

Gabe turned around to Andy and gave a scared look. They both then comically turned around to look over a sea of molten lava. Their jaws dropped as they tried the find the end of the sea.
    "HOLY SHIT!!" Gabe shouted "It's the fucking devil!!!" He shouted as he pointed into a little cave in the wall.
"Oh my god" Andy screamed. "We're in hell!!"
The Devil was too busy talking to this bald boy, I would say he's about 16.
They stormed back into the building that had just dramatically left.
"James! Why do you work with the Devil?!" Andy shouted as he kicked down the door.
James fell down on his chair as they saw a woman with her hand out about to make a deal with him.
"I don't work with the Devil" He said as he laughed as he looked around frantically trying to think of an excuse.
"Haha I, umm... the. Heaven is too full... at the moment."
"Naah, horse shit!" Gabe shouted as he picked up a copper pole from the floor and held it like a gun.
"Woah! We don't want any fights," the woman shouted.
"Nnnghaaaaa!!!" James shouted as he stepped on a broom and it came flying up. It did I few spins and James caught it with him arm in the air.
Andy's old back wouldn't prove useful in this fight so he just sat next to the girl.
James flew towards Gabe as his eyes glowed a whitey blue, his arms behind him holding his broom. Gabe held his pole sideways above his head and they hit. James body curled around into the broom and he landed on the floor. Gabe was sent falling back. He leapt of his back with his legs and landed on his hands, he pushed of with is hands and kicked James in the face. James grabbed both ends of the broom and pushed down on his knee, he threw away the half with the brush and was left with a sharp knife-like weapon. *he had no real reason for doing this, but hey, he's not looking around* Gabe grabbed the inside of his white waistcoat and pulled it of, revealing his two shurikens in either side of his hips. He grabbed them both and crossed is arms as he threw them with the twist of his wrist. They flew towards James but he bent back so far his chin was inline with his chest. The shurikens passed over him and he snapped back up with a ninja pose, his hand out and two fingers moving to tell him to come here.
"Look behind you." Gabe smirked.
James turned around and he saw the shurikens spinig around in the back of his office. They were coming straight for James, without any time to notice them, they sliced their way straight through James neck. His head decapitated, it fell of his neck, and his eyes went back to normal. Then head laid on the floor for a while and his body came crashing down, his once lovely black overcoat covered in red.
"Andy?! Thanks for your help" Gabe said as he walked towards him.
"You just looked like you were in your game there."
"Ye! It looked like some sort of anime." The girl added.
"Sorry, who are you?" Gabe asked
"Well,..." she said slowly as she ran to the door. Gabe leapt on her and held her down.
"Who the fuck are you!!?" Gabe shouted.
"This is just sort of happing, I'm not really doing anything." Andy said to the readers. *wait what? Andy can't do that!*  
    "Okay okay. I see your honest people who deserve the truth." She sighed as Gabe let her go. "Okay, I'm Beatrice, I'm working for God and so was James. He sent us to kill you, but I guess I'm just too nice of a person to do so." Andy  looked at her and laughed,
    "Kind heart," Gabe interrupted,
    "Why does he want us dead?"
    "Because you two know too much."
    A glow came from above to ceiling as Beatrice shouted
    "That's him, RUN!!"