And Here's To Nowhere

Chapter 10 Taking Back Reality Part 3

They took their sticks and a bag of leafs and set out to kill Lucifer. They got in again, and walked into the bridge room. Across the main bridge over the sea of lava, Andy and Evan were stopped.
"So where do you think your going!" Lucifer shouted, as he appeared in human size at the end of the bridge.

"Umm let's, let's not go in here." They heard from the end of the bridge
"Why?"
"Oh no! that's uhh yea go in,"
Lucifer said to Evan and Andy, "do you smell sweat?"
"That's us!" Andy shouted as them from the start of the bridge looked at Andy.
"Oh my god lad! I'm bald!" Evan shouted.
Andy from the start of the bridge shouted, "this ain't the time!!"
"Time!!" Lucifer shouted, growing bigger and bigger, "there is no time! YOU'VE FUCKED IT UP!!"
They all looked at Lucifer in silence, until they heard a shouting coming from the other bridge, Gabe came running through shouting,
"STOPPO!!!!" Everyone looked at it, and the two Andy's shouted,
"GABE!!!" Old Andy started tiring up.
"How did you get here!?" Blue beard Evan asked.
But before an answer came out, a voice came from the bridge Gabe was on "STOPPO!!!!" Everyone looked at it,
and Gabe turned and shouted,
"Andy! Again!"
"Wait!" Lucifer shouted as he started flying over the lava, "just, just-
From the end of the bridge Evan and Andy were on, another Andy came running out, "STOP! THIS IS WHERE THE DEVIL KILLS SOMEONE!!"
Andy turned around to say to Andy,
"where did you come from!?"
"Well I'm you! Once lucifer killed you over there, I... you go and press the reset button." Andy answered.
"Is that how everyone is here!" Evan shouted.
The people who came in on this chapter all shouted 'yea' or nodded.
Lucifer raised his hand and smashed down the two sides of the bridge where the Gabe and Andy where, leaving them an a piece of the bridge held up by one support.
But out of nowhere, came another person, "Wait!!" A voice from the dark end of the bridge shouted, he walked out and it was Evan. "Just fucking stop!"
"Where'd my blue beard go!?" Evan with the blue beard asked.
"Just shut the fuck up!!" Evan shouted, "all these names are confusing for Josh to write!!"
"Oh shit Ye!" BB Evan shouted, "my powers! I'll just go back a few chapters, and help out!" He then disappeared, just to reappear a few seconds later, "it didn't work!" Another Evan then appeared and said "it didn't work!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Lucifer shouted, "this is what happens when you fuck with time!!"
But as lucifer was about to squish the young Evan at the entrance, the big heavenly window broke from up the top and out came God! He had his hand out and he smacked Lucifer in the face, both crashing into the lava.
Everyone ran out of the room and started asking questions,
"Im sorry, when are you me?" The youngest Andy asked another Andy.
"Well when Evan got killed by Lucifer," The Andy that stoped Lucifer from killing Evan said, "I and you go back to the reset button. And here I am!"
"Yes but that never happened!"
"Oh right!"
"So shouldn't you like sees to exist?"
"Yea I guess so. But we all did sort of fuck up time, and I don't think time even exists now!"
"Well...?"
"Umm... nothing is happening. Ha ha guess I'll just sta--" But he then vanished, without a trace.
The other conversations went along them lines too, and at the end, there were three people left, Andy, Evan and Gabe. Andy flew to Gabe and gave him a hug, Evan then followed and asked,
"So how are you still alive? well I mean here?"
"Well I was on that bridge and was just about to die, when Andy grabbed my hand and ran,"
"But I don't remember that!!" Andy said.
"I'm sorry, but how does this even work! So there are mutable copies of us, from the future, and just there, they all died!!! Then how did they come back to do it again!!"
"I think it's best not to ask." *oh well that's just a shit way to get out of an explanation!* "Alright then!" Gabe said to the Josh and the others, "Time is a variable that only exists in reality, when Lucifer took over reality and crossed it with the afterlife, he kind of crossed over some timelines!... happy?"
Hoping the silence would be broken, God smashed Lucifer through the wall where Andy, Gabe and Evan were. Lucifer fell on the ground, and God grew double the size.
The three ran out of the castle and look back at it, Lucifer grew at an enormous size and burst out of the top of the castle, God followed him, they were throwing punches and kicks back and forth at each other.
"Hey Evan! What do we do now?" Andy shouted with the loud as hell *double guns* noise behind them.
"Well this isn't how it went the last few tries! It never went like this!"
"TRIES!!! Is this some sort of game to you!?"
"Guys!" Gabe shouted from above a hill standing in front of a chopper, one worthy to make a cover for a wattpad story. "I think I have a plan!"
They all hopped in and Gabe started her up.
"Do you know how to fly this thing!?" Andy asked.
"Yea, well no." Gabe replied, "But it's like riding a bike yea, you never forget!" And they lifted off the ground.
Evan shouted in fear, "you never even started!"
"Guys! I've found a rope!" Evan shouted through all the noise, they all looked at each other and knew what to do.
"Wait! Shouldn't we destroy the reset button, incase Lucifer uses it!" Evan said.
"No, angels can't cross their own timelines." Gabe replied.
"Just to be sure we're on the same page," Andy asked, "the plan is to tie his feet together?"
"No Andy," Gabe said from the front of the airplane, "We were thinking to strangle him!"
"Oh right, you don't wanna know what I was thinking then!" Evan joked.
They flew around the fight and went up to the same level as Lucifer a neck,
"Get closer!!" Andy shouted as the side doors opened.
"Have you flown a plane before?" Gabe shouted but Andy came back with,
"Have you!!?"
Andy and Evan tied the the long rope to the inside of the chopper and Gabe stopped flying, they all grabbed an end of the rope and swung themselves out of the airplane. They swung around Lucifer neck as he was about to lay down another punch to the face, God looked at him and pointed at the chopper, Lucifer turned around but it was too late, the three of them had swung around Lucifers neck, Gabe and Evan on the right and Andy on the left. At least 60 feet in the air and with a giant devil trying to kill them, they would start panicking. Their ropes hit Lucifers neck and swung around, twisting and tightening around his neck. On the way around, and being to confident, Andy stuck his hand out to give someone a high five, surprisingly, he got one, off Gabriel. After three laps around his neck, Lucifer started to move rapidly. He swung around, ironically making the ropes tighter around his neck. As the rope started shortening, the chopper came crashing down, but the rope span it forward, landing it smack-bang into Lucifers dick. He bent over and fell onto his knees. The three swingers were flung of corse and smacked into Lucifers body, but the rope was tight enough. He started going purple and fell to the ground. The three plummeted to the ground, Gabe and Evan let go, but Andy wouldn't let go of the rope. As Lucifer smacked his face on the ground, he frantically tried to scrape the rope off, but it was too tight. His head gone purple and eyes going up into his head, and his arms dropped, his head turned to face the ground and he stopped moving. Andy lifted himself from the ground as the other two landed fell after him.
God shrunk down to human size, "Well! Thanks I guess?"
"Your welcome!" Andy said with his hands on his hips.

A few minuets later and after God used some unnamed magic to rebuild the castle, a load of people were gathered to celebrate taking back reality. Our three heroes stood at the front of the long hall, and God stood before them,
"Andy! For you love, and your persistence, I shall grant you, everlasting life!"
"Oh no, umm I wouldn't want that I... umm"
"Evan, for your bravery and your power to stay calm under the worst situations, I'll grant you, your beautiful blue hair," and from out of nowhere, Evan grew beautiful blue hair. And he laughed,
"The one thing that makes me look hot!"
"And Gabriel! For your care, your pure nature and your determination on your quest, I shall grant you, your wings! You've come far, earth angel. Long white wings grew out of Gabe's back and they struck the others with amazement,
They looked over at him, and Andy asked, "your an angel!!?"
"Oh yea! that's why there was only one of you!" Evan replied while running his hands through his hair.

"Well, I'm going to split the universes now," God said, "where do you want to be?"
"Could we not just go hopping back and forth?" Andy asked,
"No I'm sorry,"
"Well I'm needing to go back to Spring Valley, I have a story to get back to," Evan laughed.
"So what about you two?" God asked.
"Well, I might need to get back to my job," Gabe said.
"Nonsense!" God laughed, "Have fun out there, it's a big world Gabe, and Andy here was your first success!"
"What does he mean?" Andy asked
"It's a job of an earth angle to make people happy, and I wasn't doing that I my first job!"
"Will you be fine?" God asked.
"Yea I'll be fine, because now, I finally know where I'm going." Andy said as he turned around to look outside the door, "And here's to nowhere."