Andy woke up in a hospital and slowly lifted his head of the pillow. Standing next to him was a woman aged 31, Andy's daughter.
"Ruby?" Andy managed to mumble.
Andy heard a young boys voice from out the hallway, "ANDY!!" He shouted as he walked passed Andy's bed. He comically walked backward and slowly turned his head to see Andy in bed.
"Oh my god lad!" He shouted as he saw Andy. "RUN!"
The boy had a bald head and a red bandana covering the fact that his head reflects light. Andy got out of bed as his daughter Ruby threw off her dress in an anime fashion, covering the view. When they next saw her, she was in a suit and tie, and rocking out some cool sunglasses, indoors.
"Get down now! I will shoot!"
"Just as planed!" The boy shouted as the agent pulled out a pistol from her long cloak. Her short black hair giving her the lesbian look.
"Who are you?" Andy shouted as he smacked his hands over his head.
"Spoilers." He said with a smirk, "but come on!!"
Andy ran after the boy, the agent stumbled out the door to see where they had gone.
"Wait! Who are you!!!" Andy shouted as him and the boy were running up the spiral staircase.
"You'll find out!" he said as he looked back at Andy.
Before He could answer them questions, he kicked open a pair of double doors that lead to the roof. Andy fell out the doors and laid on the floor for a bit.
"Ok the roof! This is where you wanted me to take you." The boy said said under his breath. "Here take this bandana," The boy gave Andy his red bandana and tied it to his head. It complimented his short curly white hair.
"Where's Ruby!!" He shouted as he sat up.
"She's fine, she's not in any danger, just as long as you don't mention her."
"How do you know!!" Andy shouted but he was shot with a tranquilliser. The last thing Andy saw before he had fell asleep was the bold kid near the edge saying,
"Next time you see me, tell me not to be such a big pussy!" And he fell of the roof backwards with his arms out.
Andy heard a smooth voice telling him to wake up. He started to wake up as a white light covered his eyes.
"Hey!! WAKE UP!!!" A low threatening voice shouted as his vision came back. There was this man in a long grey suit flashing a torch at his eyes.
Andy snapped his head up and shouted "GABE!!" The man, sitting on the other end of the table turned his torch off and gave Andy a raised eyebrow. Andy struggled but he was tied to a chair.
Andy looked around *I can't say that normally now* and saw he was in a small room with small spiked sponges on the wall, to keep out sound. Next to Andy was another person strapped to a chair, he leant forward as he recognised the boy next to him, he was a bald teenager. Andy tried to say something but his mouth had been covered with duck tape.
"Nice of you to join us," the interrogator said with a sideways smirk. "So, this is Evan, and your Andy? Yes? He walked over to Andy and held the end of the duck tape and pulled as hard as he could.
Andy tried not to show any pain, but his eyes got a bit teary.
"That's better," Andy sighed. "Why are we--"
But before that sentence ended to door opened and an agent with a body bag laid it on a chair, the door closing behind them. The agent unzipped the head of the bag and long curly sandy hair poked out of the bag. Andy saw his face and shouted,
"GABE!! It's..." Gabe put his finger over his lips "...a man I've never seen before." Andy finished.
"Your a fucking moron." Sean, the man who walked in sighed.
"So!" The other man said "let's get down to business!"
Andy looked over at Gabe and Gabe gave a cheeky wink.
"My name is Harley, and I will be interrogating you this evening."
"This ain't a fucking tele box program!" Gabe shouted as Evan looked over at him and asked,
"How old are you?"
"So!! Here we have, Evan, Andy and Gabriel." Sean said. "The only people who have been to the afterlife. Yes?"
"Well that's why we need you!"
Without Sean knowing, Harley's eyes glowed up with a white ghostly light. He made a big double fist above Sean's head. Gabe was moving his fingers to imply he was controlling him. Harley smacked down on Sean's temple as Gabe clenched his hands together. Sean dropped on the floor and Harley came over and untied Gabe, he then dropped to the floor, the glow leaving his eyes. Gabe jumped out of his chair and untied the others.
"How we gonna get out of this!" Evan complained.
"We have two guard outfits" Gabe said.
"I'm lazy and pretty selfish so I'm fine leaving Evan behind" Andy joked
"And here I was, about to compliment your bandana."
"Wait!" Gabe interrupted "two of us can be guards and we could be carrying a body bag." He said as he nudged Andy with his elbow.
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And Here's To Nowhere
HumorA short comedy about the death of an old man who doesn't belong anywhere. He' meets some friends and has some adventures, but what happens if things get too out of hand! Well he dose have forever. Just to be sure I don't believe in religion. I d...