And Here's To Nowhere

Chapter 7 Escaping The Unit

"Fuck it, I'll go in the bag!" Evan sighed.
"Just to keep a thought of happiness, I once had a friend who turned the lights out in the shower and pretended he was in the whom" Gabe joked
"Who did you hang out with!?" Andy interrupted.
Evan made his was into the bag as the other two put on the guards clothes and took their key cards.
As the door opened to the hallway, the two held the body bag over their shoulders and marched out. There was a really long hallway filled with doors made with really heavy metal. Gabe heard a scraping from inside a room and started freaking out and they rushed to the toilets. They all got in one cubical and Evan unzipped the body bag.
"It fucking smells in there!" He burst
"Language!" Gabe demanded.
"I'm sorry how old are you." Evan said as he got back in his bag. "But it smells better then where we are!"
Andy stood there with his feet touching in an awkward pose. "I need a pee." A bolted out.
"Well you can't go in here!" Gabe shouted,
"Why not?"
"Because were in here!"
"I can't go out there now!"
"Why!"
"Because two men holding a body bag going into the same cubical! Seems a bit rapey!"
The body bag unzipped again, "why are we even in here!"
"Oh ye! I know where we are!" Gabe said
"Where!"
"Were in the SCP!"
"What the fuck is that!" Evan asked
"It stands for, secure... umm something and protect. It's a unit"
"Secure what!" Andy said as he sat on the toilet. *trousers up*
"Secure really dangerous creatures!!"
"Oh my god!! I've heard of this place!!" Evan said as Gabe interrupted him.
    "Oh yes I saw that on the YouTube!"
    "You really are old aren't you!" Evan laughed. "Who says the YouTube!!"
    "We need to--
   But before Andy could say 'skedaddle' they heard a really loud noise coming from outside the cubical, it was the sound of concrete scraping on the floor. Gabe and Evan looked at each other as if they knew what it was.
    "Wha--" Gabe quickly covered Andy's mouth. Evan looked down at their feet and pushed everyone on top of the toilet and jumped on top of them.
"It's SCP-173!!, I think". *look it up*
"Oh well were fucked."  Gabe laughed.
"I don't want to die" Evan whispered
"But I've seen yo--" Andy tried to say but Gabe yet again put his hand over Andy's mouth and said,
"Not yet. That's later!" Gabe said as he looked at the door and lowered his voice, "that's a late version of him,"
"What the fuck" Andy whispered
As they were whispering they saw two grey stubby blocks underneath the door. They looked at each other and a loud knock at the door made them jump out of there skin.
    "Wai-- the door burst open and in front of them was a concrete figure with a small body and really tall head and covered in spray paint.
    They were frozen with fear.
    "Nobody blink!" Evan shouted. He slowly got up out of the toilet, his arse a bit wet. "You two keep staring at it."
    "Why" Andy asked
    "Because if you don't, I'll end up with a snapped neck!" Evan shouted staring at the thing.
    He leant on the wall, his hands flat on the wall and his shoulders near enough touching his ears. He slowly crept towards the door and slid in between the gap of the door and the monster.
    "Huhuhu, uuuu... your turn I guess."
    The door opened and a woman walked into the toilet looking at his wrist.
    She looked up and grew the most terrified face Evan had ever seen. She instantly looked at the thing and mumbled out,
    "Who's in there!"
    "Well there two!" Andy shouted from the cubical.
    "We need to get him away from the door!" The woman shouted as she walked towards the light switch. Evan turned to stop him and the other two were looking at the wall were they were talking from.
    There was a big clash noise and concrete flew everywhere, as they looked back at the thing, they saw it's head had been sliced straight off and pieces of it were everywhere.
    "What just happened!!"  Evan shouted.
    "He exploded!" Andy laughed.
    "But why?"
    "Plot convenience?" Andy said to the readers.   *wait! That might be a little too far*
    "Wait everybody stop!!" The woman shouted. "Why are you all in the ladies"
    Everyone looked at each other and grins grew on their face, everyone except the woman's,
    "You guys need to start taking life more seriously!"
    "Well..." Andy chuckled as he looked at Gabriel.
    "Well!!" A voice from the end of the cubical row shouted, "are you gonna thank me!"
    "Shit!!" Gabe shouted,
    "Shit indeed!" The voice roared.