"As you are my prise possession" Lucifer laughed as they walked to his castle.
"Shit collection!" Evan laughed.
"I will be putting you in my deepest dungeon, with no light or food."
"But the afterlife has merged! If you die you would just still be... exciting?" Andy questioned as he and Evan were dangling from the hand of the huge shitty named robot.
"Well!! I'm glad you asked!!" Lucifer laughed, "Now, we all exist in the reality realm, if you then die, you are sent to the endless void of eternal death!"
"What does that even mean!?" Andy scoffed, "I bet that's not even the right name, it just sounds cool."
They approached the castle and Lucifer floated down to the ground, "Welcome to my humble abone! What's that mean?"
"We never said anything." Evan said.
"Drop!!" Lucifer shouted and the machines hand opened without a warning, the two dropped to the floor.
"Follow me. And don't try running because TKMax over there will be waiting outside."
They were led down a hole lot of hallways, until the awkward silence was broken by Evan saying, "This place looks really old!"
"Sorry what!?" Lucifer mumbled.
"It's just the walls are big blocks of stone and there is now glass in these windows."
"C'mon! Let's just take an elevator!" Lucifer groaned.Gabe struggled but managed to pick himself back up, he looked around. *don't you start!* and looked at the sky, and sniffed the air, "this place is quite old, I feel like I've been here for a little while." "The machine!" He shouted, "I need to get back to the machine. He grabbed the wall, and as he took a step he collapsed to the floor.
Gabe looked up and his bloody hands grab held of a step and he slowly pulled his burnt crippled body up the stairs. After at least 300 steps and a hole lot of agony, he had finally got to the floor he wanted, it took just over 10 minuets to crawl up all those stairs.The bright yellow elevator light shon in their eyes as Lucifer stood looking away from Andy and Evan in an even more awkward elevator scene than the one with Darth Vader and Luke.
The elevator stopped and they walked through a load of hallways.
"Here we have your cell for the next of eternity!"
"Can't wait!" Evan said with little emotion.
Lucifer grabbed by them by there collars and the big metal door opened, he threw them in and the door slam shut behind them. No light went into the room and they couldn't tell if anyone else was there. There was a long pause before anything really happened. Andy placed his back on the wall and slid down, Evan shortly joined him on the floor. They sat there in the dark and held there hands over their heads. It was a silence for quite a while.
"I'm sorry." Andy sighed, "I'm sorry about this."
"What mate?"
"I didn't mean for you to get into all this."
"I don't mind. I mean... I would have died if I hadn't followed you."
"Really?"
"I thought you were an old penis that nobody could like..."
"And?"
"No that's it" Evan laughed as he quickly continued, "No sorry I'm joking, I honestly think you not a bad guy!"
"Ta mate,"
"Ey, why did them men kidnap me?"
"You didn't here them?"
"No, I wasn't paying attention!"
"Because with you, Gabriel and I, they would have the three people who had been to the afterlife."
"Look. I've been meaning to ask you this, but, why is everyone saying that?"
"Sorry what?"
"I've never been to the afterlife!"
"But I've seen you there!"
"No... no you haven't!"
Gabe looked across to another big wall with little glassless windows, and he saw a young boy with a bald head, it looked like Evan but it was too far and he couldn't see properly due to being mostly crippled. "Oh jeez" He coughed.
He crawled down a hallway to a little wooden door, he reached up for the handle and as the door opened it sent Gabe to the floor. He was about to give up and he rolled on his back, he opened his eyes and above him was the glass spherical machine, "what the shit!" He pulled himself up and stumbled over to the controls beside it, "what are these no..." he suddenly stopped as he read the writing at the top. "Ahh I... I see" he punched in to the control panel, '15 minuets previous'. The glass doors opened and electricity came from it. Gabe saw a leaver on the panel next to the buttons. Slowly, Gabe gave a few deep breaths, and placed his hand on the leaver, he closed his eyes and looked up, he gave his last deep breath and like a flash, he pulled down on the leaver. Gabe started shaking and he dropped lifeless to the floor and pieces of his skin start disintegrating until he disappears.
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And Here's To Nowhere
HumorA short comedy about the death of an old man who doesn't belong anywhere. He' meets some friends and has some adventures, but what happens if things get too out of hand! Well he dose have forever. Just to be sure I don't believe in religion. I d...