SILENT RIVERS

If your ass was the universe.

"Kaytris Pov

"Addison, I'm sure buying a single dress doesn't take two hours", I whined.

"But perfection does", she winked.

"What about this one?" She asked holding up a pink dress.

"I don't like it", i frowned.

"What's wrong with it?" She asked wearing a look that said'i don't get you'.

"It's pink for heaven's sake!" I exclamied.

"What's wrong with pink?"  She asked sounding offended.

"Everything", i replied with folded arms.

"How can a girl not like pink, or chocolate and love horror movies?"

"Because the girl is smart", i replied.

"Yeah keep on telling yourself that", she near-whispered.

"What was that?" I smirked after delivering a powerful punch to her arm.

"Ouch! That hurts"!

"I know. I meant for it to", i snorted.

"So unladylike", she rolled her eyes.

"Get that", i said pointing sharply at a yellow chiffon dress.

"Are you sure?" She asked.

"Your eyes are hazel, you just died your hair brown and it matches your skin tone", i elaborated before she started to ask why.

"Observant much?" She chuckled.

"Smart people do that before they make decisions", i smirked throwing the pink dress i had grabbed from her back on the clothes stack.

"Aren't you gonna put that back on the rack?" She asked rushing over to do it.

"We're customers not employees", i rolled my eyes," now let's go get something to eat".

"But i still need a shoe", she whined.

"Listen to me Addison ,a hungry man is a angry man", i warned,"and  my  stomach isn't very patient so let's go get me something to eat".

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"Why don't you eat ketchup?" She asked.

"Because i think it's disgusting", i frowned at the mention of the unsightly red concoction.

"So you drown your food in pepper!" She asked in disbelief spitting out one of my chicken wings and grabbing her water bottle.

"Thieves will never prosper", i chuckled unsympathetically looking at the perfectly good wing she just wasted.

"You do know they're called HOT wings for reason ,right?" She scowled.

"What's life without a little spice?", i smiled amused at how red her ears were.

"Appropriate", she rolled her eyes in response.

"Wrong", i said making the buzzer sound,"boring".

"Exactly your area of expertise", she shot back and the smile fell from my face.

"Who's laughing now?" She guffawed pointing at my now straight face.

"You must feel like Jessie J", i rolled my eyes and got up.

"Except i can't even sing the alphabet without sounding like a whole kitchen of dishes collapsed", she chuckled.

"Oh come on it's not that bad", i said trying to make her feel better.