Pick up lines and come backs

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PICK UP LINES
If you do date, (I don't advise it) here are some cute pick up lines.

You: "Can I take a picture of you?"
Person you ask: "Um... Why?"
You: "To prove angels do exist."

You: "Are you okay?"
Person you ask: "Um... yeah."
You: "Okay, just making sure. 'Cause you're glowing."

You: "Do you think I like you?"
Person: "I dunno."
You: "I don't like you."
Person: "Oh... okay."
You: "I love you."

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COME BACKS
Everyone needs come backs.

Person: I hate you.
You: Good, hate is a passionate emotion.

Person: You're ugly
You: Well, what you just said is uglier.

Person: No one likes you.
You: You're right, they all love me.

Person: You're weird.
You: I'd rather be weird than be like everyone else.

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