Oh dear lord

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Denis's POV.

I went back into my house and looked around.
Crazy how much your life can change in just 2 months.
I sat down at my setup and one one monitor I loaded up Hello Neighbor and began recording,
"Hey there everybudy! Welcome to Hello Neighbor! So today what I want to do is..." I was going to finish but I got a Skype call from Sub
I turned off the camera and answered it, his face popping up on my screen
"Hey Denis" he said, waving
"What up, Sub"
"Nothing, just recording" sub said
"Yeah same here,"
"Oh okay, well call me later, I've gotta talk to you." Sub said, ending the call.
I was confused, but eventually went back to my video.
   During the process of editing, I saw Braden out on my balcony
"Uh. Ahem" I said, walking out,
"Well it took you long enough to notice, den" he said laughing.
I raised an eyebrow.
"What are you doing?" I asked him
"I messed up, like, reallll bad." He said, nodding his head,
"What did you do now?"
He rubbed the back of his neck
"Uh, haha funny story really." He began. I crossed my arms.
"What did you do" I asked,
"So you know Sophia right?" He started.
"Yeah, my EX? My girlfriends best friend?" I said
He laughed and got red, "yeah, haha, her," he was REALLY red
"So I kinda...." his voice trailed off.
"Oh no, Cork you didn't." I sighed when he nodded,
Gosh darn it. Don't you hate it when your best friend of 8 years goes off and hooks up with your ex girlfriend who is actually your current girlfriends best friend?
I know, I hate it too.
"So that happened, but she's home sick right now." Corl finished.
I sighed and rubbed my forehead.
"Corl. You Moron." I kinda laughed a bit though.



You sat next to Kermit, still rubbing her back and soothing her.
"I'm not even mad at Sophia! She was drunk I understand! I'm mad at Braden! He knew how much I liked him and he took advantage of that." She kicked the dirt around, getting her pastel blue shoes dirty.
  "It's okay, he's not worth your tears." You said. Then you instantly regretted it.
Her head snapped up. "You're right!" She smiled and wiped her eyes.
"He's not worth my tears! He's going to get his balls kicked!" She pretended to do karate and she looked like a fool because she was in her pastel purple dress and looked like a doll
  She tried to punch a tree, but that didn't end up to well.
"Alright, Kermit, you do what you need to." You laughed, knowing she wouldn't actually do it.
Kermit ran off, you following her, all the way back to your house
She jumped into your room and looked on your computer like she owned the place,
You didn't know exactly what was going on, all you saw was super fast typing
Her finger pointed up "aha! He just checked into Walmart!" She spelled and ran out the door, grabbing her keys.
  "How did you do that? He doesn't even have a fac-" you were cut short by Kermit tossing you into the car and speeding off to Wally World
"Stay here," she said, parking near the front.
"What? What ar you going to do?" She wasn't going to..,kick him, right?
Oh dear lord.
"There's the moron!" She pointed to Braden who was walking out of the store.
Kerm raced out of the car and rushed towards Corl
You laughed at the sight of her blue dress 👗 jumping everywhere.
Then out of nowhere, she KISSED HIM?!
Right on he lips!
And this went on for a few seconds.
Braden didn't do anything but kiss back, dropping his groceries to grab her waist.
You didn't hear much, but you could read lips.
Braden pulled away and looked at her.
"What the hell?" Was what you thought he said,
Then she did it!
She kneed him!
Right in the balls!
Braden bent over and fell on the floor, you could see other people laughing.
Kermit leaned over to say something, then walked away.
You had to say though, she did that like a bawse.

 You had to say though, she did that like a bawse

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