Always remember, there is fucking cursing in this book... as you can see anyway *shrug* just warning ya, that's all- ENJOY THE BOOK :D (for those who think Undertale is dead, don't read this book
I shake a bit at this raspy voice "I-I don't think I want to turn around" The voice chuckled, the voice said "Look!!! A donut!!" I turn around, unaware I have just been fooled "Where?!" The voice chuckled, the black figure puts out its hand, the voice said "C'mon just shake my hand" I slowly shake the figures hand, a PFFFFDJDBRYAUXJFJALJABXUEJANAJSBDBDUSN (aka fart sound) can be heard, I don't even laugh, the figure was.... a skeleton, with a blue jacket and black shorts, I raise one eyebrow, confused, the skeleton chuckles, they say "Hehe, the ol' whoopie cushion on the hand trick, it's ALWAYS funny" I roll my eyes "Yeah thats a real good fucking joke, nice" the skeleton nods, the skeleton says "Anyway, hey, I'm sans... Sans the skeleton... and your a human right?" I nod, he says "Well that's hilarious! I'm supposed to be on watch for humans right now, buuuut I really don't feel like doing that cause ya know... I really don't care, but my brother Papyrus though is the opposite, he's a human hunting FANATIC, actually, I think that's him right there"
He points at a taller skeleton, he says "Just erm walk through this gate thingy, yeah, just go right through.. my brother made the bars too wide to stop anyone" he just shrugged, I sigh "Ok?" I walk through the gate thingy, Sans follows me, I sigh, hating being followed, I see a lamp the same shape as me and some type of post, Sans says "Quick! Hide behind that conveniently shaped lamp!" I shrug "Yep, that is convenient" walks behind the lamp, Papyrus walks up to sans, Sans seems alot chill...
Sans: Whats up bro?
Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHATS UP BROTHER!!! ITS BEEN 16 DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T PUT DOWN ANY PUZZLES!!!
Sans: Paps chill, I've gotten a Ton of work done today... A skeleton
Papyrus: YOU AND WITH YOUR PUNS, I CAN'T STAND IT *Stomps on the floor* WHY DOES SOMEONE AS EXCELLENT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH FOR RECOGNITION?
Sans: Wow, sounds like your about to ketchup on some work for the royal guard today
Papyrus: SANS!!!! I WILL BE THE ONE, I MUST BE THE ONE, I WILL BE A ROYAL GUARD, NYEHEHEHEHE *walks away, comes back* HEH *walks back away*
I chuckle and sans says "Hey, ya can come out now" I walk back to sans "What was that about?" Sans shrugs, looks at Sans, Sans looks at me, he says "What? Ya just gonna stare at me? Heh I don't blame ya, I'm gorgeous" rolls my eyes and walks away, Sans says "Hey! Erm, my brother has been kinda down lately, it would be his day to see a human, so, if you can appear out of nowhere of some shit like that, that would make his day, thanks" I nod and walk away
Well that's gonna be the end of this chapter! I hope you guys and gals enjoyed and also tell me if I should make longer stories cause right now I had like 524 words so yeah, bye!! ;D
