Tiptoe into your kitchen, don't charge in there and scrub your whole body with sea salt and wonder, "Why am I bright red?" I think the bigger fear is that if you charge into your kitchen, instead of tiptoe, that Charlotte Chicken might appear. This happened to Edna Oglevee once, and it took years for the smell of rotten eggs to disappear. Always tiptoe, and things will be fine, especially if you scrub your whole body with milk, and then invite the neighborhood kitties over, to "dry you off".
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Tales of Tiptoe and More - Volume I
HumorAn on going series of episodes, often involving Nancy and Sluggo's tiptoe experiences.
