Hoggy and Joey were always doing fun new things. Hoggy was pulling a dozen packages of aluminum foil out of a shopping bag. He explained that he was making a costume for his cow, Celebrity, who was tired of being abducted by aliens, and Hoggy was sure that aluminum foil would keep their cow-identifying machine from detecting Celebrity's presence.
The aliens did arrive, but were from a teeny tiny planet, and so had arrived in a teeny tiny flying saucer. Joey decided that since they wouldn't be bothering with getting Celebrity into the flying saucer, they needed something to do. So he asked the aliens if they would help them turn Celebrity into a flying cow, which he and Hoggy could ride on.
While Joey stood on tiptoe, trying his best to get the flying saucer attached into the space between Celebrity's horns, Hoggy superglued chairs onto her foil-covered back, to be comfortable when they rode around.
Fortunately the aliens thought this was a great idea, so they all had a wonderful time.
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Tales of Tiptoe and More - Volume I
HumorAn on going series of episodes, often involving Nancy and Sluggo's tiptoe experiences.
