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Texting #6 (Truth or Dare, PART 2!!)

Woo! #921 in humor! 1/29/17!
Anyway, here's the second part!!
(STILL CUSSING!)
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Previously in Truth or Dare Part 1:

Clay: no....

Riptide: WHO WERE ALL OF YOUR PAST OR PRESENT CRUSHES BECAUSE I LITERALLY COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE?!

Everyone: *GASP*

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Clay: W-what?!

Riptide: You heard me....

Clay: B-But....

Peril: YEAH CLAY, ANSWER HIM

Riptide: ANSWER, CLAYYYYYY

Webs has joined the chat.

Webs: YEAH CLAY, ANSWER MY SON....NOW!

Riptide: Dad? WUT? GET OUTTA HERE!

Webs has left the chat.

Riptide: Now, where was I?

Clay: Riptide...Don't do this to meeeeeee

*Webs finds Clay and is holding a leaf sword to his precious cattle*

Clay: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Riptide: Answer. Now.

Clay: Fine....

Everyone: .....!!!

Clay: I've had a crush on....EVERY GIRL!

Everyone: ?!!??!! WUTTTTT

Clay: You didn't let me finish....Every girl....CATTLE!

Starflight: Wtf

Sunny: Wtf

Tsunami: Wtf

Fatespeaker: Wtf

Glory and Deathbringer have joined the chat.

Glory: Wtf

Deathbringer: Wtf

Glory and Deathbringer have left the chat.

Riptide: WUT

Peril: So.....cattle...Is what's been holding my Clay back, huh?

Clay: ???

Peril: THEY HAVE BEEN HOLDING MY YUMMY JAW-DROPPING SEXY LORD BACK FROM MEEEEEE?!??

Clay: W-when did I get that name...?!?!

Peril: THIS DISCOVERY HAS OPENED UP SO MANY POSSIBILITIES FOR MEEEEEE

Clay: WAIT. DONT DO WHAT I THINK YOUR GONNA DO

Peril: I....I....AM..GOING TO KILL ALL OF THE FUCKING CATTLE!!!

Literally Everyone: *GGGGAAAAASSSSPPPPPP*

Clay: PERILLLLLLLLLL

Riptide:Well.....This has certainly....erm...gotten out of hand...

Peril: FUCK YA'LL, IM GOING OUT TO KILL ALL OF THE CATTLE, THEN WHEN IM DONE....CLAY WILL WORSHIP MEEEEEEE

Peril has left the chat to kill of the world's cattle. Fuck her. We need cattle you idiot.

Clay: IM...IM....GONNA KILLLLL HERRRRRRRR