Texting #7

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Yo! I...I mean hello!
Whoa! #861 in humor?!
Wow.
Cussing Involved lol
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That's all, and let's get on with the texting!
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Group Chat:
Moonwatcher
Qibli
Winter
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Qibli: Hi frens.

Winter: Ugh what are you doing here?

Qibli: *gasp!* I happened to be invited!

Winter: Ugh, whoever invited you must be real stupid...

Moon: So I'm stupid? ;-;

Winter: FUCK I MEAN I DIDN'T, NO, FUCK

Qibli: Why'd YOU EVEN INVITE THE BOTH OF US, SERIOUSLY?!

Moon: Well, I have summoned you here to talk about your crushes.

Qibli: Erm...I think you don't know...

Winter: Yeah...She definitely doesn't....

Moon: What?

Qibli: Alright, who's my crush?

Moon: Umber of course, no, no, don't get the wrong idea, I have no problem with gays

Qibli: ;-;

Winter: Who's mine...?

Winter: WAIT. No, please don't be the dragon I'm thinking about....

Moon: Kinkajou, duh.

Winter: Oh geez....She has no idea...

Qibli: Yeeepppppp

Moon: It's nothing to be ashamed about! I'll help you on your quest of love!

Winter: Should we tell her?

Qibli: Not yet, let's just see what she says...

Moon: Huh, what are you guys talking about?

Qibli: Nevermind that, onto our quest of love!

Moon: Right! Ok! First is how you come up and ask her out, girls love bravery in a man!

Qibli: Okkkkk

Moon: Next, you got to have the right choice of words, a specific time, and a good fancy place to eat! Women love if guys are rich and polite!

Winter: Oh brother....

Moon: And next, you have to pick her up and probably should get her some roses or some other gift to give her!
DON'T BE LATE!

Qibli: Next....?

Moon: Finally, you got to get her inside the restaurant and pull out her chair for her, and take her coat and hang it up. After that, you have to be super polite and have manners, and be sure to talk to her a lot! And in the end....You pay for her food...Walk outside...And then you make out! :)

Qibli: -________-

Winter: ;----------;

Moon: What's wrong...?

Winter: Whose gonna be the one to tell her?

Qibli: Don't look at me....

Winter: Dammit Qibli....Fine..

Moon: Uhh, what is it?

Winter: You have all of it wrong....

Moon: WAIT! DON'T TELL ME!

Winter: Yeah...We have crushes on...

Moon: EACHOTHER?!

Moon: HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

Moon: I MEAN I KNOW QIBLI'S ALREADY GAY OMG THIS IS SUCH A SHOCKKKKK WHEN DID YOU BECOME GAY WINTER?!

Qibli: FUCKING HELLLLL MOON SHUTTT UPPPP

Winter: THATS NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!

Moon: Oh...Erm....What were you gonna say then...?

Qibli: GODDAMMIT MOON, WE HAVE A CRUSH ON....

Winter: YOUUUUU

Moon: -______- damn.

Moon: Alright

Moon: Alrighty

Moon: I'm embarrassed now.

Moon: I don't usually cuss that much but, fuck.

Moon: Dang it.

Moon: Damn.

Moon: Fuck.

Moon: LOOSERSSSS

Moon: HEHEHE! I FINALLY GOT IT OUT OF YOU GUYS!

Winter: Erm...?

Qibli: WUT....?

Moon: TIME TO GO TELL MOON! :)

Qibli: KINKAJOU?!

Winter: That explains...A LOT.

Qibli: Your fake crush being Kinkajou....All the stupid love advice...her being so happy....

Winter: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Qibli: YEAH

Moon: You know I'm still telling Moon, right?

Winter:.......

Qibli:......

Winter: LETS GET HER!

Moon: Ha! DID YOU FORGET I HAVE CAMOUFLAGE?!

Qibli: Maybe it would be better for Moon to find out this way...

Moon: QINTER! QINTER! COME AND GET MEEEE!!

Qibli:.....

Winter:....

Qibli: That.

Winter: Little.

Qibli: Shit.

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