Ant and Dec SMUT and FLUFF/CUTE one shots

BGT (slight ;) )

Ant was in a weirdly good mood for 10:30 in the morning "deccclannn" Ant shouted walking into where Dec was sleeping "if you value you your life and I think you do, don't ever shout to wake me up" Dec said still faced down in the bed "why are you so happy and why are you smiling...." Dec added and checked his watch "it's 10:30 you don't smile till at least 1" Dec said as he sat up and seen Ant had that look in his eye when he wanted something "I'm happy because I get to wake up next to a beautiful man every day anddd" "ahh there it is, what do you want love" Dec asked putting jeans on, Ant moved around and pulled Dec in by the waist "we have a spare half an hour till we need to leave" Ant said and raised his eyebrow suggestively at Dec "what? Ohhh that....no no don't have time" Dec said as he realised what Ant wanted "come on decky" Ant whined now hugging Dec from behind as Dec moved to the bathroom beside their room "Ant...oh hello" Dec said caught of guard by Ant kissing his neck and biting his ear lobe "28 and counting Declan" " Jesus you're never horny in the morning, wait till BGT is over today okay" Dec said turning around and kissed Ant "just keep it in your pants love" he added and cupped Ants crotch before walking downstairs to their car

"Declan have you seen my Simon" David said to Dec as he got out the car "considering I just got out of a car no mate I haven't" Dec said and smiled "ohh you cheeky thing you are, what's with grumpy ant there" David asked as he watched Ant walk into the venue "I turned down a fuck this morning" Dec said bluntly and David chocked on his own oxygen "charming as ever Declan, I always love our little chats, tell Simon I love him when he turns up" David said and walked away to many screaming fans and cameras and as ever being camp. Dec went searching for Ant and spotted Stephen on his way "oi Donnelly what have you done to Ant he's bloody grumpy" Stephen said stopping in the corridor "wow that man doesn't like being turned down" Dec said to himself "I'll fix it okay, can't have him like that on camera" Dec added and went into their room and locked it "anth...babe" "what Dec, would you like a coffee or you wanna turn that down too" Ant said being sarcastic "oh my...really Anthony you think being childish is gonna get you somewhere, c'mere Ant" Dec said slightly annoyed at Ants childish behaviour "no 'don't have time' " Ant said repeating what Dec said this morning "fine fuck it" Dec said walking to Ant till Ant was against a wall and kissed him forcefully and Ant smiled into the kiss "knew you'd come round eventually" Ant said breaking away from the kiss "shut up you planned this, be grumpy Ant till I do something about it that's what you always do. Can't have you grumpy for the cameras can we" Dec said as he attacked Ants neck with soft kisses "no no we can't" Ant sighed out and for the next twenty minutes he let Dec do whatever he wanted to do to him and Ant loved every single second...so did Dec even though he was meant to be annoyed at Ant for being childish