Ant and Dec SMUT and FLUFF/CUTE one shots

Mile High ;)

"Okay everybody on...Oi Stephen get out of the mini bar" Ant said as everyone boarded the plane "what it's my birthday leave off" Stephen said downing a mini vodka "god he's gonna be pissed before we even take off" Dec said looking at Ant "it's his birthday though who cares" he added and kissed Ants cheek sending good vibes into Ant as he looked Dec up and down "stop it" Dec giggled "we're on a plane man not here" Dec said knowing exactly what Ant was thinking "what? I wasn't doing anything" ant smiled as he took his seat and Dec sat beside him "I know what you're thinking and stop it" Dec said as he put his sunglasses down his top "alright alright" Ant said holding his hands up in defeat "can't help it you look too cute today" he quickly added and got a cold look from Dec "okay okay I'm shutting up now" Ant laughed Dec just put his ear phones in and listened to take thats new hit album 'wonderland' he let them take him to sleeping wonderland as it was a long flight

"Mmhm Ant what're you doing" Dec mumbled in his sleep feeling a hand on his thigh as he felt soft loving kissing on his neck "having fun" Dec heard whispered into his ear "play on your phone or something man" Dec whines shifting in his seat and bated ants hand away "come on man everyone's asleep were not even half way there" Ant said giving Dec his puppy dog eyes "don't! Not that face you know I can't say no to that face" Dec groaned running his hand through his hair then down his face to wake up a bit more "don't say no then" Ant said his geordie accent thickening, Dec crumbles when it does that and ant knows that. "I am not doing anything on a plane I have bloody standards man and I'm not lowering them" Dec said sternly but was getting aroused at the thought of having fun on the plane maybe join the famous club "come on I know you want to" Ant smiled and ran his hand up Decs thigh to his crotch Dec watched his hand as his breathing got faster just because of ants hand, how can one man do that! "God" Dec sighed putting his head back against the seat "20 minutes that's all you get before I change my mind" Dec said quickly before he changed his mind that's all Ant needed to hear before he sat bolt up right "really? Get in! Toilets 1 minute" he said getting up but then bent back down to slowly and passionately kiss Dec, like the last kiss he was going to ever have they poured everything into the kiss "go before we I lose it here" dec groaned and winked at ant making ant weak at the knees "god I love you" he said as he walked off

Decs view

The fuck am I doing? Oh my god what would my mother think! I can't even bare to think. I cover my face with hands regulating breathes before I go and find ant to do...or I should say join the mile high club. Britains best TV duo going at it on a plane, it was going to happen one day right? I looked around the plane, ant was right everyone was asleep but I can't help think someone is going to see us or at least find out...oh god I'm hyperventilating now shit this isn't good. Ant find ant yea I can do that let's go.

I slowly walk up the middle and gently knock on the door "it better be him in there" I think to my self now smiling in anticipation of what's about to happen "I was beginning to think you wouldn't show up" I heard as the door opened "I wasn't be thankful" I say walking in, small toilet how convenient not the idealistic place is it! "C'mere" Ant growled pulling me in by my shirt kissing me passionately, I snaked my arms around his waist kissing him back "I was brought up to be a respectable man" I sigh as ant bit my lower lip "oh trust me my respect is sky high right now love" Ant moaned as he undone my belt okay this is actually gonna happen wow now or never eh "turn around" I whisper In his ear and he got confused he raised an eyebrow "what? But.." "if we're doing this it's happening my way....oh please god forgive me" I say looking up at the ceiling as ant turned around he was already in his just his boxers and shirt didn't notice that easier access though "are you seriously asking for forgiveness for fucking your fella" Ant said laughing Turning his head as I pulled his boxers down "on a plane I'm fuckin you on a plane I may add...I thought I had standards" I smile placing my hands on his hips lowered one hand to his hard length "kinky bastard" I say catching him looking in the small mirror in front of him all ant done was wink in the mirror at me oh Ill give you something to wink at mate I think as I take my own boxers down and lined my self up "ready pet" I say kissing his shoulder and slowly pushed in "oh" he shouted I quickly put my hand over his mouth kinky I know but we can't be heard whatever else he shouts is muffled by my hand I instantly found the spot making his body quiver in front of me "seriously that quick" I ask getting breathless I've been working out I can last longer now ant just nodded sagging against my front as he's already exploded across the wall, classy ant classy. Standards man bloody standards, I mean I can't speak I just fucked him in a plane toilet "I'm still hard" I say as he turned round and pushed me against the wall with hunger in his eyes "easily sorted Decs" he said sinking to his knees and taking me in his mouth instantly "bloody hell" I say trying to be quiet, I had bit on my hand making it into a fist putting it in my mouth slightly just go stay quiet as my other hand griped his jet black hair as he worked his magic "Anthony" I sigh lifting my shirt a little pressing the heal of my palm on my newly defined abdomen feeling like I'm close "come on baby" he whispered against me and that's all I needed I released into his mouth "and to think you weren't going to say yes" Ant cockily said "shut the fuck up you idiot" I said leaning against the wall still as he got his trousers back on "you love me though" he smiled kissing me lightly "fortunately for you yes I do more than you can imagine" I say honestly lookin straight at him, he just smiled and opened the door and sneaked out, thankfully nobody was outside so he was safe, let's hope I'm just as safe

I splash water on my face trying to comprehend what just happened "unbelievable" I laugh smiling like a idiot making sure I look like I've not just had sex hard with your shirt creased and hair now not styled i think as I open the door and walk back down the middle I look around and seen a tipsy but smirking Stephen....shit he spotted us. I know he has because I look at Ant who's bright as a bloody tomato oh god we'll never hear the end of it "Oi Dec" he said standing up and thrust his hips in the air dry humping the air in the motion of him having sex with someone god I'm gonna kill him, let me at him "I'm gonna smash your face in" I threaten as I go to go towards him "Decs pet sit down leave him he's drunk he won't remember later it's fine nobody else seen us" Ant said pulling me into my seat

Stephen wasn't drunk. He was very sober and he wasn't going to let them forget their little fun time in the toilet any time soon