Ant and Dec SMUT and FLUFF/CUTE one shots

The look that says it all

"What's your name pet" Dec asked the young girl who was the last audition of the day

"Umm my name is, Paige" she was clearly nervous and ant and Dec can always spot nerves "don't be nervous, they're all big softies like us. Go out there and just do your best, wanna a hug" Ant warmly offered as he opened his arms which she gladly returned by hugging him calming down a little

"What about me?! I want a hug man.." Dec faked sounding offended so he could make her laugh and ease her nerves, she hugged him too as she got called to the stage

"Good luck, straight onto the star love" Ant said as she walked on stage to the cheer from the audience and beaming smiles from the judges

"Bless her, she was proper nervous man" Dec rocked on the balls of his feet looking down at the floor as Paige spoke to the judges for a minute "you would be too if you had to perform in front of this lot for the first time Decs" Ant chuckled. Dec seen a lot of potential in Paige as she started playing her guitar that was set up on stage for her. In a way she reminded him of him when he was her age, nervous but wanted to do well. That's the thing that made Ant fall in love with him, Decs drive to succeed.

They both stood there moving to the beat of her own song that she wrote for her audition and it went down like a storm. She got four yes's and a standing ovation from the whole arena including the judges. She was overcome with emotion as she went back to her family

Backstage in the judges room

"She was good wasn't she!" David rather warmly said referring to the last act, Paige.

"Yeah she really was, big career ahead of her if she works hard enough" Simon responded as he pealed himself an orange "work hard and play even harder Simon..." David camply walked over to Simon making the older man cringe and walk away trying to get away from him. It didn't work!

Dec strolled in with Ant not too far behind as they could be heard taking about the latest with Newcastle FC

"Oh do me a favour..." Stephen exasperatedly joked as he over heard them, he's not a football guy is Stephen so he tends to take the piss when he can

"Oi mullers shut it" Ant hit him lightly round the head as Dec went off to speak to Simon about the schedule. Ant and Stephen got talking about why Stephen will never make it into the main show unless he manages to bribe Simon, which will never happen, Ant gladly pointed that out to his beloved friend

A good while later once the crew had everything put away and everyone was free to leave, Simon, out of completely nowhere suggested they all go back to his for a drink

"Are you feeling okay" David put the back of his hand against Simons forehead checking his temperature to which Simon arrogantly pushed away

"I'm fine! Why?"

"Oh it's just you never invite people over, especially me" David suggestively winked making Dec crease with laugher, Ant snigger at simons evident awkwardness and the girls laugh into each other's shoulders trying to not show any reaction to David

"Come on decs, we'll see you guys there yeah?" Ant waved to everyone as they headed out towards their personal driven car with their driver waiting for them, James.

"I can't wait to just kick back and relax" Dec half smiled climbing into his side of the car as ant made his way round to the other side, nodding in agreement and slightly yawning the younger geordie put his seatbelt on then rested his head on decs shoulder. Decs shorter than Ant (only by 2", that's important, especially to Declan!) so he had to move down a bit in his seat but he was comfy which was all he cared about.

Dec just smiled at his best mate, James watched them through the review mirror and shook his head lightly

If only they knew what it looked like he thought to himself as he drove off, driving the two knackered presenters towards simons house

Couple hours later

Everyone was fully relaxed in simons front room. Ant and Dec on one couch, alesha and Amanda on another while David opted for the arm chair and Simon sat in the other arm chair

"Psst"

Simons head turned to the side as he seen a smirking David Walliams looking at him, he frowned in response but can't stay annoyed with him, he does to for show when the cameras are rolling but behind the screens he loves David

"What?"

"Have you ever noticed how Ant and Dec look at each other" David quietly whispered so only Simon could hear him, turning his head to look over at Ant and Dec on the couch he seen what David meant but to him to was a look of best mates

"They're best mates David of course I have" Simon said back quietly and beckoned David over with his hand which David gladly took. Striding over the younger man sat in simons lap as they both looked at Ant and Dec sceptically and an arm went around David's back so he wouldn't fall off the chair

"It's all for the cameras isn't it? You really do love me" David squealed camply and seen Simon down the rest of his beer and gave David a 'shut up or you fired' look to which David just laughed and rested his head on the older mans shoulder, meanwhile they were being watched

"It's like being in the company of two love sick couples" Alesha laughed looking between the two presenters and the TV judges

"Oh I know darling...there's something in their eyes. Something that the cameras miss..."

"Who? David and Simon? You think so..."

"No! Ant and Dec, look at the way Dec is looking at Ant" Amanda explained as they watched the Geordie duo more closely, both men had crossed their legs in each other's direction and were leaned in close to each other as they held onto a beer and talked

"I think you're right Amanda! Bless them, how the cameras miss that I don't know..."

"They've mistaken best mates for being in love that's how" Amanda said sadly knowing full well both men were married and couldn't do anything about it now as they sit there with their fingers touching in the gap between them as they talked in Simons front room