Ant and Dec SMUT and FLUFF/CUTE one shots

Valentines

"RISE AND SHINE LIGHTWEIGHTS" Stephen shouted going through to his front room seeing ant and Dec collapsed on his couches as he made as noise as he could with a pan! "Oi Stephen cut it out before I shove that up yer a..." "Declan don't finish that sentence" Ant groaned out waking up and Stephen just laughed "what the hell did we do last night" Dec asked rubbing his eyes and that's when the headache kicked in "oh shit" they both said at the same time "wow your hangovers even start at the same time...that's true love that is" Stephen said cheerfully "I swear if you don't stop being so bloody happy...oh god" Dec said and ran to the closet toilet and was sick "that'll be the tequila" Ant said "he can never stomach that....we went on a pub crawl didn't we about 5 different pubs then a nightclub" Ant said starting to remember "indeed we did Anthony" Stephen said and smiled and left them alone since they were 'sensitive' and well Dec was more sassy than usual today

Back at their house a few hours later they were somewhat better but still pretty rough "Baby" Dec said going through to Ant "happy valentines" he added and gave Ant a small box "Dec you didn't have to" Ant said and opened it, it was a new watch with 'A&D' on the back of it "its perfect just like you thank you" Ant said and kissed him "I feel pretty stupid now...all I got you was this" Ant said and brought out a massive cuddly bear "OH MY GOD ITS FLUFFY" Dec said loudly and instantly regretted saying it loudly "you like it?" Ant asked amazed "It's fuckin fluffy man of course I like it I love it" Dec said taking the bear and cuddling it like a small child "I know its valentines but can we go to bed my head is pounding" Ant asked and smiled weakly at Dec and Dec just nodded still cuddling his bear and walked up stairs and instantly they both fell asleep, ant wrapped around Decs back and the bear...well Dec was cuddling the bear and wasn't letting him go