Pepperoni Pizza

12:00 am [13]

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Gabriel- Bold

"Have you watched Star Wars yet?"

"Yes I have. And might I say, you sure have a good taste in movies."

"Okay good. I don't know how much longer I would've lasted."

"It was for my own good, I see that now."

"Of course. So how've you been?"

"A bit sad. Still can't get over Oliver, really."

"Maybe you've been looking for love in Alderaan places."

"You're right. You're the Obi-Wan for me."

"I feel a great disturbance...in my pants."

"Hahahaha [snort] hahahaha."

"God, that was adorable."

"Wait, what?"

"Your laugh and that little snort. It was fucking cute."

"...are you...actually flirting with me?"

"Oh...oh no! Um, yeah I have a uh girlfriend so that's not a possibility."

"Are you sure? I know I'm irresistible, babe. No need to feel ashamed."

"If I were flirting with you, that would imply that I liked you. Which I do not."

"Oh."

"In fact, I don't like you so much that I'll set you up with one of my friends."

"You...WHAT?"

"Yeah, the pizza delivery guy?"

"Ooh, he was cute."

"What? Wait, wait, wait. What?"

"Yeah, his eyes were a really pretty blue."

"My eyes are blue too you know."

"I've never seen you, I wouldn't know."

"Is that an invitation?"

"What? ...no."

"So you wouldn't like me...coming over?"

"Okay, I never said I wouldn't like it..."

"Hmm..."

"Actually, I'm hungry. Large pepperoni pizza?"

"Coming right up."

"Send the cute delivery guy."

"Oh, I will."

"Wait, I don't think I like how you said that."

"Don't worry, love."

"Gabe. No. Whatever you're thinking--"

"beep."