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"I hate you. I told you to stop sending me Star Wars memes."
"I thought you said you loved me? And anyways, you said Kyle Ren...you never said I couldn't Star Wars memes."
"...you sound like you're smiling. Are you smiling?"
"What?....No...but you said you loovveedd me. You said the L word."
"I don't recall talking about Lesbians..."
"I meant the other L word."
"Hmm..."
"Love, you said L-O-V-E!"
"Pffff whaaaaattt. You did too!"
"I always say that when I hang up with people, it just kinda slipped out."
"So you don't actually love me? Ouch, Gabby that hurts."
"Your sarcasm just happens to turn me on."
"Blow me."
"You first, love."
"This is why I hate you."
"Why, cause I'm awesome?"
"Suck a dick."
"You first--"
"I'll walk over there and punch you! I'm not afraid! It's only two miles away from my house I will do it."
"Bet you won't. No balls."
"Watch your back, Lynch."
"beep."
"That's pretty hot."
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