Blue- Italics
Gabriel- Bold
"Stop sending me memes of Kylo Ren or so help me."
"Hello to you too, Blue."
"Hello, Gabriel."
"Hello, Blue."
"No but seriously."
"He's really hot though. You should be thanking me."
"I'm starting to question your heterosexuality..."
"I am VERY hetero!"
"That isn't helping your case, bro."
"Well aren't we all a bit gay."
"Yeah, you're right. I've probably kissed more girls than you."
"..."
"Gabby?"
"That's really hot, DAMN."
"Call the police and the fire man?"
"TOO HOT."
"HOT DAMN!"
"hahahahaha"
"hahahahaha"
"No but seriously."
"I take it back, you really are straight. And probably twelve."
"I am NINETEEN YEARS OLD!"
"That sounds like something a twelve year old would say."
"I'm gonna send you more memes of Kylo Ren."
"Is that a threat?"
"Yes. What are you gonna do about?"
"Send memes of Draco, of course."
"He's also very attractive."
"Back off, he's mine."
"Let's battle for him."
"Pokémon battle? I'd win."
"Bitch I have a Mewto. You're dead meat."
"I literally have every legendary ever."
"Literally?"
"Literally."
"Even Mew?"
"Even Mew."
"Okay, fine, you can have Draco."
"Hey I gotta go, I think my dog is trying to kill my cat."
"Okay bye. Love you."
"Love you too."
"beep."
"Wait, what."
YOU ARE READING
Pepperoni Pizza
Short Story❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞ ❝D-de-delivery.❞ ❝What would you like this evening?❞ ❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞ ❝...❞ ❝...❞ ❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞ ----- In wh...
