Tim: *knocks on door*
Jay: *sighs* Coming, coming.... *walks over to door and opens it* Hello, Tim.
Tim: Hello.
Jay: *looks down*............. uh......... what is that.........?
Me: *doesn't have jacket or mask on, sits on ground and looks up at him* *squeaky toy noise* <3333
Tim: Oh, this? *looks down at me* This is uh......... uh...... *starts to panic* Someone I found
Tim's MInd: DAMMIT TIM, CAN YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT?!
Jay: Oh. *puts out hand* Well, nice to meet you! I'm Jay. *smiles*
Me: *looks at his hand, tilts head* *licks it and crawls inside*
Tim:......... *nervous look, awkward smile*
Jay: Okay, they are not normal.
Tim: O-Oh relax! I-It's totally normal! I-I lick your hand all the time! Hehe!
Jay:...................
Tim:...............
Jay:............
Tim: *inhale* Yeah, let's just go inside...... *walks inside*
Me: *opens fridge and snatches mustard, smol noises* <333333 *drinks it*
Jay: Yeah, pretty sure that's not normal. Exactly WHERE did you find them?
Tim: Uhhhhh...... *panics* Ouuutttt innnn theeeeee.............................................. s-sidewalk???
Jay:............... noooo you didn't, but okay.
Me: *slides out cheesecake* *noms*
Jay: Y-Yeah.... you can have that, I guess.....
Tim: No, no, bad. *picks me up*
Me: *noms more* <33333
Jay: .............. I..... I don't have anything to say.......
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