Hoodie: H-Hey, Jay? *holds rose behind his back*
Jay: Yeah? *stops recording the smol doggo he found*
Me: *crawls behind Hoodie*.....? *eats rose off the stem, walks away munching* <3
Hoodie: I got you.... u-uh... I got you a.... *shows him the stem* r- what- *looks at it*
Jay:.... a stem? Um, thank you, Brian. *takes it*
Hoodie: W-What- but it was- *looks around him for the rose*
Me: *crawls up to Masky*
Masky:.... do you have to crawl everywhere....? *gives me a small treat*
Me:... *hic*...... *spits out rose* *wags smol, stubby tail*
Masky: What the-

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HumorBROUGHT TO YOU BY CREEPYPASTA CRACK CRACK CRACK! Masky: Oh sweet Jesus, you actually did..... Hoodie: *CLAPS HANDS* Masky: *cries in corner*