Tim: HE DRANK WHAT?!?!?!?
Jay: *hic* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *bangs head on stove*
Brian: I-I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD TOUCH THE VODKA!!
Tim: HE'S JAY, OF COURSE HE WOULD!
Jay: *grabs salt*........... *pours it in his mouth*
Alex: *gives him pepper, too*
Brian/Tim: ALEX, NO!!!!
Jay: Ever wonder who salt on pepper fucked and made paprika...?
Tim: *cringe* What-?
Jay: *THROWS THEM AGAINST WALL*
Brian: JESUS-!!!
Alex: *gives him a hammer*
Tim: GODDAMMIT ALEX-
Brian: *dRAGS JAY AWAY* LET'S SLEEP, YEAH? SOUND GOOD?
Jay: NOOOOO! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!!
Alex: *records this*
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