Jay on Vodka

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Tim: HE DRANK WHAT?!?!?!?

Jay: *hic* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *bangs head on stove*

Brian: I-I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD TOUCH THE VODKA!!

Tim: HE'S JAY, OF COURSE HE WOULD!

Jay: *grabs salt*........... *pours it in his mouth*

Alex: *gives him pepper, too*

Brian/Tim: ALEX, NO!!!!

Jay: Ever wonder who salt on pepper fucked and made paprika...?

Tim: *cringe* What-?

Jay: *THROWS THEM AGAINST WALL*

Brian: JESUS-!!!

Alex: *gives him a hammer*

Tim: GODDAMMIT ALEX-

Brian: *dRAGS JAY AWAY* LET'S SLEEP, YEAH? SOUND GOOD?

Jay: NOOOOO! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!!

Alex: *records this*

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