(Jam = Masky x Jay
Ham = Hoodie x Jay
Let's just say the shipping name was accidental....)
Jay: Briaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn......
Brian: Hmm? *looks at him*
Jay: I need heeeelp......
Brian: With what? *walks in kitchen*
Jay: I can't open thisssss............. it's ham in a zip-lock baaagggggg..........
Brain: ..... really? *unzips it* There you go....
Jay: *noms on it* Thanks~
Brian: Mhmm... *walks away*............ *stops, inhales* waitjustonefukinminute

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HumorBROUGHT TO YOU BY CREEPYPASTA CRACK CRACK CRACK! Masky: Oh sweet Jesus, you actually did..... Hoodie: *CLAPS HANDS* Masky: *cries in corner*