Hoodie: *picks up a bluejay*
Bluejay: *looks at him*
Hoodie: *GASP* JAY, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!?!?!? SPEAK TO ME, BUDDY!!!!
Bluejay: *chirps*
Hoodie: I'M SO SORRRRY!!!! I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU BUDDY, I PROMISE!!!
Bluejay: *chirps*
Hoodie: *sniffles* I'll find the sick motherfucker... I'll get you your revenge.... they're going to pay....
Bluejay: *plucks out a feather*
Hoodie: You- you fluff, you.....
Jay: Uh, Hoodie, what are you doing....?
Hoodie: *gasp, looks at Jay* JAY! YOU'RE OKAY!!! *THROWS BIRD AND RUNS UP TO HIM*
Bluejay: *Caveman Spongebob* *hits tree* *fLIES AWAY* *CAVEMAN SPONGEBOB INTENSIFIES*
Hoodie: *HUGS HIM TIGHT* SCREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Marble Hornets CRACK CRACK CRACK!
HumorBROUGHT TO YOU BY CREEPYPASTA CRACK CRACK CRACK! Masky: Oh sweet Jesus, you actually did..... Hoodie: *CLAPS HANDS* Masky: *cries in corner*
