Tim: Okay, my turn. I daaareeeee Jaaay toooo................. make out with his camera!
Jay: Ewwww!
Tim: It's a dare.
Jay: *mutters* *starts to make out with his camera*
Tim: *Records him with his phone* Pfffffffffffffffft-
Me: *licks the liquid puddle in the kitchen* *purrs*
Jay: *cringe*
Tim: Now I think it's Brian's turn.
Brian: Alright........ I dare you to........ dance in a tutu while listening to Fergy.
Tim: *eyes widen*
Jay: Ha! Payback! Smhgetrektm8luvuhoodbae
Tim: *sighs, stands up and walks upstairs*
Me: *crawls in with a tennis ball, noms on it*
Jay: Squeaaaak! *pets me* <3333
Me: *purrs, lays on side*
Jay: It's like a pet!
Me: *stares at him, growl*
Jay: Ornot-
Tim: *comes back with a radio* *plays Fergy and dances*
Brian: *smiles wide*
Jay: *snickers and records*
Tim: *tear* Why
Brian: ...... *throws a dollar*
Jay: Brain, what the fuck?!
Tim: *grabs dollar* ........ this give me an idea-
Brian: Don't get any ideas. Please, it was a dare. You're done, now.
Tim: Yessss! *stops music and sits back down, still wearing tutu*
Jay: I dare Brian tooooooo..................
Brian:............
Jay:.....huh........ I can only think of torturing Tim....
Tim: HEY!
Jay: *snickers*........ run around in circles for fifty minutes, non-stop!
Brian: You trying to kill me?! *stands up*
Jay: It's a daaare~!
Brian: You're so gonna get it next time..... *starts to run around in circles*
Tim: *watches him*
Jay: *watches, too*
Tim: Alright, so.... after Brian is done....... it's my turn....~ *smiles devilishly*
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Brian: T-There! *sits down, heavy breathing*
Jay: Yaaaaaaaay!
Tim: I dare......... can I dare the both of you?
Brian: No.
Jay: Yes.
Tim: Too bad. Puppet and I.....-
Jay: Who?
Tim:......... "Squeak" and I will leave the house for a day.... leaving you two alone....~
Brian: *inhale* Dontyoudoityoumotherfucker
Tim: Oh, my dear Brian..... I dare....~ You guys.... have to play... seven minutes in Heaven... but different....
Jay: *starts to scoot away slowly*
Me: *licks jacket* <3
Tim: All. Night. Long. Dare's a dare, right~?
Brian: I am going to wring your neck-
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