Alex: Jaaaay~! <3
Hoodie: *growls*
Alex:.... mine this time-
The Operator: *picks Hoodie up* *teleports to Jay with him then teleports away*
Alex: WHAT THE-
Hoodie: Teheeee~ *taps Jay on the shoulder*
Jay: *turns around* Oh hi, Hoodie~! You know what today is, right?! *smiles wide*
Hoodie: *smiles, nods*
Jay: I wanted to ask you if you wanted to be my-
Alex: *pUSHES HOODIE OUT OF THE WAY* MINE!
Jay: O-Oh my....
Hoodie/Alex: *sTARTS TO FIGHT*
Tim: Bluejay....
Jay: *looks at Tim* Oh, hey Tim... *sighs*
Tim: *shows him a rose* Will you be my Valentine~?
Jay: *blushes, looks at it and smiles* Aw, Tim, that's so nice~!
Hoodie/Alex: .... *stops fighting*
Jay: Of co-
Hoodie/Alex: *sTARTS TO ATTACK TIM*
Tim: oH WHY IS FATE SO CRUEL TO ME- *sCREECHES*

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Marble Hornets CRACK CRACK CRACK!
HumorBROUGHT TO YOU BY CREEPYPASTA CRACK CRACK CRACK! Masky: Oh sweet Jesus, you actually did..... Hoodie: *CLAPS HANDS* Masky: *cries in corner*