NATIONAL PIZZA DAY

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*walks into the lair with 1,000 boxes of pizza*

Mikey: PIZZA!!!

Me: Nice to see you too

Leo: What's with the pizza?

Me: NATIONAL PIZZA DAY!!!! *shoves pizza boxes at turtles* PIZZA!!!! 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

Turtles: 0_0

Me: Eat da pizza *eats a slice* EAT DA FOOD!!!

*terezi pyrope burst in*

*terezi pyrope burst in*

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Terezi: 1 H3RD FOOD!

Me: NOPE NOPE NOPE!!! *runs with pizza*

Terezi: *chases after me* G1V3 M3 TH3 FOOD!!!

Me: NEVER!!!!

Turtles: O_o

*karkat vantas and virska serket come running in*

*karkat vantas and virska serket come running in*

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Karkat: TEREZI GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!!!

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Karkat: TEREZI GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!!!

Vriska: come 8ack terezi! we have food 8ack at the meteor!

Terezi: *tackles me* NOT TH1S K1ND OF FOOD!!!

Me: KARKLES HALP! GET THE BLIND GIRL OFF MEH!!

Karkat: WHAT HAVE WE FREAKING TALKED ABOUT SAM? DONT EVER CALL ME KARKLES!

Me: JUST HALP!!!

*karkat gets terezi off me*

Me: Thank you!

Terezi: BUT 1 W4NT TH3 FOOD!!!

Me: *hands terezi 10 boxes of pizza* Here

Terezi: Y4Y!!!

Me: Well see you trolls later! *snaps fingers and karkat, terezi, and vriska are gone*

Turtles: 0_0

Donnie: Who were they?

Me: Trolls from one of my other fandoms

Leo: Which fandom?

Me: HOMESTUCK!!!

Me: ok I had no idea where I was going with this chapter but eh. I'm planning on making a Homestuck Randomness book so be sure to look for that! Love you all and Happy Pizza Day!!! ❤

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