Sliding Into His DMs

Chapter Ten - favor

(Give me comments and shit)(feed my ego)

I woke up on my couch with my laptop crushing my hand and drool on my chin. My clock said it was 2 pm. Damn. I spent most the night watching videos but I must have dozed off sometime in the morning. Oh look, Daddy messaged me. "Love you mo you ho" aw thanks Donald.

Well I should probably make my YouTube channel. I go onto YouTube and hit sign up. Which email should I use? Hmm I'll use trumplover23@gmail.com. My channel name will be MoTheHo and my password is cornnut89. Perfect. I'll just use a random selfie as a profile photo. Now time to make a video.

It doesn't have to be very professional. I'll just record this first one with my phone. It's really more of an update video and it'll feel more personal. Maybe I should film it outside so the lightings nice and people think I actually leave the house. Yeah that'd work.

I go out to my backyard and sit on a bench that I never actually use. I open my phone and put up the brightness before opening the camera. Here we go.

Using the most sincere voice I could manage I say, "Um hey guys. I know this video is definitely a few years overdue and I'm really sorry for that. I just took the news really hard." So far so good. "I didn't want to come to terms with the fact that they're really gone but I think I'm ready now. I don't want to leave you guys hanging so here I am." Pretending to be sad about their death almost makes me nauseous, ugh. "I really want to try this whole YouTube thing. I may not be the dan and Phil you all know and love but I hope you like my videos anyway. I also have a very big favor to ask you," I say before looking down and pausing for dramatic effect.

"Things have been really hard not only emotionally but financially. That may be hard to believe based on the fact that my fathers definitely had quite a bit of money. Shortly after they died I had given most of the money to charity. I didn't want to live on my parents money so instead I gave it to people who need it more than I do." What? I wasn't going to tell them I spent it all on bathroom appliances. "I have set up a go fund me page and I hate asking for money but hey even a dollar would help. Hopefully I'll also make a career out of YouTube so I'll earn money doing something I actually enjoy." Should I mention that I got fired from my last job when I got caught doing cocaine in the bathroom? Probably not.

"On a happy note, I will be visiting America later this week! Before you call me a liar or whatever, the money for the trip is being supplied to me by my uncle Martyn. I'm actually going there to see him!," I say as I wonder if I said that joyfully enough. "The only time we met was when I was a baby so I'm really looking forward to this. Maybe I'll make some America vlogs. That'll be fun. Well bye guys!" I end the video and let out a sigh of relief. This will really be harder than I thought.

I drag myself back inside and plop onto the couch. I just email the video to myself so I can easily download it onto my laptop. I decide to leave it unedited so it seems sincere and personal and shit. I hit to upload it through it'll take a little while. How should I make sure their fans know of the video? Hmm maybe I'll promote it on their accounts just this time. I'll also make a fake twitter and such.

I go onto different social platforms and make profiles. I just make the usernames my YouTube username. The video finished uploading so now it's time to promote. I quickly add my social media to the description of the video. Time for Twitter. I'll make the tweet on my account but retweet it on theirs. "Hey guys it's Mo Lester. I'm trying this YouTube thing and you guys must have a lot of unanswered questions. Here's a link to my first video." This should work. I linked the video and tweeted it out. I then logged onto dans twitter, retweeted, then did the same for phils. I did the about the same thing for other social media.

The video is definitely gaining popularity quickly. The comment section is full of dan and Phil fans. "Talk about Dan and Phil!1!1!" "How did they die!!1!1!" "Answer our questions!1!1!2" Ugh. They really need to chill. I'll probably have a q&a along with a video explaining their death. I'll do more YouTube stuff tomorrow.

With all these evil plans, I feel like I haven't paid enough attention to Donald senpai. Maybe we could FaceTime! I'll message him. "I feel like we haven't talked enough Donald. My number is 1800699783, I'd love to FaceTime ;)," I typed before hitting send. Almost immediately I got a FaceTime call.

"Hey daddy!"

"Hello there Mo. We haven't had much time to talk. Sad." Trumpy was shirtless with a glass of Chardonnay in his hand. Talk about free the nipple.

"I know," I almost whined. "Glad we're talking now though. I really can't wait to see you when I get there."

"I may or may not have something special planned," trump said with a cheeky wink. How scandalous.

"My slave doesn't want me to go thorough with it though. Ugh she's such a nasty woman."

With excitement I said, "I can't believe we'll actually be meeting! Well' get to like touch each other and stuff! Isn't it exciting?!"

Trump chuckled. "Yes I suppose it is. Trust me I'll make it worth your while."

We continued to talk like that for way longer than planned. It wasn't until 3 am that I realized the time. I yawned which gained a laugh from daddy.

"I think I should head to bed. Don't want to sleep too late," I said a bit sad.

"It was very nice talking to you Mo. Have sweet dreams." On that note, I closed my laptop and got into my pajamas. I feel like tomorrow is going to be a great day.