Person to my friend (it's a guy): so you like girls?
My friend: yes
Person to me: Are you two dating?
Me: No
Person: but are you gay too?
Me: no...
Person to my friend: Do you like her *points to me*
Friend: No! Shes like a mother to me!
Person to me: oh you just got family zoned
Me: I'm good with that because I don't like girls
Person: Are you sure?
Me: yes
Person: Really?
Me: pretty sure
Person: okay.... are you sure you're sure?
Me: YES
Person: Then why are you friends with a lesbian?
Me: Why are you friends with a girl?
Person: because I can
Me: Do you like her?
Person: Ew, no
Me: that's how they feel *points to friend*
Person: they?
Me: (friends name)
Person: why did you call her a they?
Me: Don't worry about it
Person: But how does me being friends with a girl have to do with you two?
Me: Because we are friends and she has no interest in me
Person to friend: but she has a big boobs, why not like her?
Friend: BECAUSE I DONT!
Me: *facepalm*
Person to me: So who do you like?
Me: a guy
Person: who?
Me: why the hell should I tell you?
Person: so I know you're not lesbian
*internal face palm*
So yes, this has happened to me and my friend before, probably not exactly but I just put a little more in there to make a point
