So I'm seventh period we were just having a great (not sarcasm) pre-test and then two people on the other side of the room screamed "SPIDER!" And of course everyone looked to it. To summarize what happened after was: the spider tried coming down but someone moved so it went back, it got stuck in the ceiling and I looked to my friend and I said "it's stuck" and she said "he's holding on for dear life" and yaddy yaddy yada.
The class ended up naming him jerry... but that's not the funny part. When the spider fell down and the teacher put it in the cabinet (he was against killing a spider since they eat bugs) and he went up and said "I'll let him... or him or her, I don't wanna assume the spiders gender, out when you all leave."
It might not seem funny but it was I just have a terrible way of telling it
