Me: *Watching Diabolik Lovers*
*blood sucking part comes up*
Mom: *walks behind me*
Me: *flips phone over loudly*
Mom: Let me see what you're watching
Me: *flips phone back over to let them see*
*scene ends and is now to her against the wall*
Mom: *eyes narrow then go back to normal* okay
This happened lol ten minutes ago, now I'm just nibbling on some pomegranate XD wishing I had a life