Valentine's Day fart [short] PART 1
This doesn't exactly float along with the plot, but I'm putting it in because I'm the author, and who said plots had to be organized?
I feel like sidebar events add meat to the bone... (Meaning to the romance)
Like, is there a manual?
Well I don't care. I wrote the book! *raises pitchfork*
This is also something for you guys since you're reading and commenting and like- interacting with me! ❤
Couldn't have made it without you, but I guess I've finally written something worthy.
😒 Or somethin' like that. Anyways, on to the book.
Enoch's POV
I was nervous.
Enoch?
Nervous?
NEVER!
I know. I KNOW. But Jacob will be arriving here in ten minutes and I still don't have a gift worthy enough to give him.
It's Valentine's day and all I have is a ball of clay and some moldy roses covered in the cooled wax from my once buring poppy candles.
I gritted my teeth as my brain became more and more empty with each tick and tock of the clock.
"Fuckety-fuck." I hummed as I searched the room for something.
If I couldn't get him something new, especially since I wrecked my last project in rage... I could at least give him something sentimental.
"Sentiment. Meaningful." I clicked my tongue as I spotted something grey under my bed.
Charles!
I grinned to myself and yanked the old dusty stuffed animal out from under my bed.
A fit of coughing shook me as I desperately attempted to wave away the suffocating cloud of mites, cobwebs, and decomposing insects.
"Ugh, how long has it been- eh?" I gasped as I held him up by his ear.
The neglected bear's button eyes stared back at me as if to say- 'Bitch, long enough to give you bronchitis.' But I merely rolled my eyes and snatched up a lint roller to clean him up some.
I spritzed him with some of my cologne and even closed any open holes in him with some thread and a needle.
Just as I finished Jake walked in with a black box in his hand. "Hey!" He smiled at me as he closed the door behind him.
"Uh-Hi." I reddened as I desperately tried to hide the stuffed animal behind me.
"Um. Do you want to open your gift first?"
I eyed the black box in his hands. He was being very careful with it which was leading me to believe it was a collection of fresh organs.
"Sure..." I puckered my lips slightly.
He nodded and carefully placed it into my lap. "Uh, Happy Valentine's Day."
I reddened and opened the box.
I screamed as soon as I opened the box.
I couldn't believe my eyes. Jake had discovered something about me that I hadn't told him about.
"How did you-?" Tears fell down my cheeks as I lifted the grey Scottish fold out of the box and into my arms.
"Uh, Ms. Peregrine showed me a few pictures of you with your parents and your childhood..."
I didn't know what to say. I was upset that he had discovered something that personal about me without my approval, but I was so happy I had a kitten to myself.
"..."
"Enoch?"
"I'm not in the mood to be pissy so we'll come back to that later..." I sniffed as I stroked the kitten's head. "Do you want your gift?"
"Y-Yes. I guess..."
I grabbed the bear from behind me and tossed it at him.
His eyes widened when he caught it. "You're giving me Charles?"
My eyes were saucers and I practically dropped my kitten on the floor.
No one knew about Charles.
No one except for Ms. Peregrine, and she swore she'd never speak of him.
I guess some swears don't last forever.
"Out." I felt my walls go up from the wave of painful memories.
"Huh?"
"GET OUT!"
"What-?"
"I SAID GET OUT. NOW!"
He got up and fled from the room without another word and I collapsed to the floor with my pulse roaring in my ears.
No one spoke about Charles and got away with it.
No one.
Not even Jake.
To be continued...
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