Decadent (JacobXEnoch)

XIV.

*cue drugged laughter*

Oh you guys.

I'm on some super pain killers.

I have lost my wisdom...

TEETH!

*continues to laugh like a maniac*

Ahem.

Anyways. I suppose this isn't a good enough excuse as to why you don't have a new chapter.

*clears throat*

I suppose there have been heavier times... Like when I almost introduced a blade to my back... But once again. Those are stupid things that I'm sure you don't care about.

There's a bit of sad humor in my tone... But then again who cares.

Sarcasm.

Am I right? Or am I riiiggghhhttt?

*clears throat*

I'm on weaker meds at the moment so don't mind me. It's all good in the membrane.

I guess.

STORY!

Right.

On to the story.

And

Con esso~

JAKE'S POV

Today had an interesting start.

First, Emma came strutting down the stairs in some scandelous lacy blue lingerie with her blonde curls pinned tightly.

She placed a hand on her hip and smiled in my direction.

I hid my face behind my newspaper and ignored her as Olive turned on some saucy jazz.

"Don't encourage her, Liv." I grumbled.

"Oh give a girl a chance." Emma puckered her lips in a playful pout.

"I'm gay."

"No you're not."

"And this is where I go-" I got up and she shoved me down on to the couch.

"No it's not."

"I've got a boyfriend. Cut it out."

"Make me." She straddled my waist and I was quickly becoming frustrated.

"Emma!"

"Fine!"

She crawled off of me and stumped towards the stereo. "Don't come crawling to me when you want some!"

"Who keeps filling your head with lies!?" I groaned as I tried to straighten my clothes.

That comment earned me a vase to the head and a very salty glare as she strutted up the stairs.

I clutched my head bitterly. "I probably should have used my powers."

"Which makes me wonder why you didn't." Olive shot back. "You tossed me out a window last time I was on Enoch like that."

"Because I don't feel like explaining myself to Ms. Peregrine every time a bitch goes flying out the window."

"Watch it, Portman."

"Maybe if you kept your legs closed."

"They're only open to Enoch, and all he wants is you." She snorted, playing with a flame in her hand bitterly. "I have no idea why Emma even tries with you."