Me and springmaxed just messing around, he said he had a request. AXEL X COOKIE! XD So, just for the fun of it, I'm actually going to do it, lol. Get ready for utter cringe-fest.
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Axel stared at the brown and dark brown colored food in his grubby hands. The item was beautiful for him, and he couldn't let anyone touch it. Jesse tried getting it out of the cookie jar yesterday, but was stopped as Axel slapped his fragile hand, creating a small bruise. The large bulky raven didn't care who he yelled at, hit, or shoved away, but he was gonna keep this cookie in great, caring hands.
Lukas came by, slightly eyeing the cookie as Axel growled and he sped up with his walking. Axel could get predator-like when someone even looked at something he dearly cared about. And in this case, he deeply cares about Cookello. Yep, he named the darned thing. "Hey, Axel I-", Jesse was cut off by Axel in a ranger outfit. " We meet again.", he spit a wheat out of his mouth. "Never mind.....", Jesse had a blank face and walked back over to Lukas, Olivia, and Petra.
The bulky dude pulled out the cookie again, smiling like a child high on candy. " You will always be my prized possession.", he whispered, rubbing the cookie. Jesse cringed along with Petra, coughing falsely before leaving the room.
Hours later, Axel was worshipping the cookie on top a bible. "Oh, cookie. You are Notch's best-made food. I shall worship you with flavor.", he did a chanting motion, Lukas staring at him with a weird expression. " He needs help.", the blonde shook his head and got up, holding his book to his chest.
When it was dinnertime, Jesse was serving dinner until Axel came in and bust the doors off the latches. "Listen! NO ONE will touch this cookie.", he slammed the cookie, but gently, down onto the table and crumbs deployed from it. " Now, let's eat dinner!", Jesse was then seen with spaghetti dripping off of him because of the amount of force Axel used.
Around came nighttime and everyone was downstairs doing their own thing. Jesse and Lukas were cuddling, Petra was sharpening her sword, Olivia was bouncing a slime ball off the wall, and Ivor was reading a book on alchemy. But Axel, whoo boy, Axel. He was kissing the cookie as every else uncomfortably twitched.
Minutes later, he bit into the cookie and savored every bite he took. "Mmm, your tasty Cookello."
The others groaned and walked out the room.
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Wow, this was decently long enough for a crack-ship. XD
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