Speed By • DANIEL GILLIES

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Unknown:

Hello, this is Gia

Hey, Ms. Ramires

Cop Cooper:

Mr. Daniel Gillies

By the way, Cooper is your maiden name, yeah?

Cop Cooper: 

Correct 

Have you ever been married before?

You've seen my record, haven't you? That should tell you I was

Cop Cooper:

Yes, I did look at your record but I think its a tad weird not to ask you a question and say oh, yeah 'I know, it was in your record'

Aren't you a sweetheart

Cop Cooper:

What happened?

You go first, Gia

Cop Cooper:

I don't exactly like to tell this story without 5 rounds of shots first

Alright, I'll go first

We were young. It was university. We were in love, wow!!11! So we got married

Ten months later, she left

Cop Cooper:

Don't be so cynical 

I'm not being cynical

Cop Cooper:

Yes, you are

Don't pretend you don't believe in love

I'm not sure I do, anymore

Cop Cooper:

Why else were you on Tinder?

To hook up

To bang-bangity-bang

Cop Cooper:

Bang-bangity-bang, really?

It has a nice rhyme to it

Cop Cooper:

I think you do believe in love

But you don't want to admit it to yourself or to others, so you conceal it with 'funny' jokes 

Excuse me

My jokes are funny

Cop Cooper:

They could use some work

If I don't have humour then what do I have?

Thanks a lot Gia, I'm having an identity crisis now

Cop Cooper:

Daniel Gillies, you are a lot more than your bad jokes

You are an actor. You volunteer at the local shelter. You are a good person

I'm to assume you know about the shelter from the background check you did

Cop Cooper:

No, you just tweet about it a lot

That is true