I'm going to get Phoebe a boyfriend
Jomo:
She's a single lady and she's happy
Yes but I have just the person in mind for her
Jomo:
Who
I actually don't have anyone in mind and I was hoping you'd come up with someone
Jomo:
I do have someone
He's great
Then, him it is
Jomo:
I'm not sure
We're not exactly putting a lot of thought into this
Eh potato pohtato
But what's wrong with the guy?
Jomo:
He's Paul's childhood best friend
Oh
OH
MAXWELL?
Jomo:
Yeah
Man, he'd be great for her
Let's set it up
Jomo:
I'm not setting that up
Do you imagine the awkward talk between Max and Paul
"Hey, man, I love your ex girlfriend."
"..."
"Permission to bang-bangity-bang her?"
*Paul punches him*
That sounds perfect!!!!
PHOEBE SET ME UP WITH GIA
ITS MY TURN TO RETURN THE FAVOR
Jomo:
Maybe let's not?
Hey, if it's meant to be they'll find each other
Haven't they already met?
Jomo:
I doubt Phoebe remembers
Okay, I don't like putting this on the hands of destiny because desinty is a bitch
So we'll see
Jomo:
I like this more serene mature you. This you who doesn't get involved in others people's business
Life is great
Jomo:
I think that's the first time you've said that and you weren't being sarcastic
IKR
HUG ME, JOMO
I MIGHT CRY
Jomo:
👨👦
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