HELLO
NO ONE ELSE IS RESPONDING SO I'M LEFT WITH AN EXTREME CHOICE
Jomo:
What's up, mate?
SHE RAN A FUCKING BACKGROUND CHECK ON ME
I THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING
I WAS LIKE 'HAHAH SURE LUV, YOU CAN RUN A BACKGROUND CHECK ON ME' BUT SHE WAS SERIOUS
Jomo:
She knows who you are, then?
YEP
Jomo:
Right about time
Guess this means she's not going to the party?
Guess this means you lost?
No, no, my sweet Joseph
I don't give up that easily
Jomo:
Uh-huh
Are you going to kiss arse to win this bet?
Even though you obviously just want to shout at her?
Precisely, my Joseph
Precisely
Jomo:
I'M SHOOK
What
Don't do that
Jomo:
WYM
Seriously stop
Jomo:
I'M TRYING TO SPEAK YOUTH, OKAY
LAY OFF ME
read 10:30 pm
Jomo:
LEAVING ME ON READ
CASH ME OUTSIDE HOWBOW DAH
YOU ARE READING
Speed By • DANIEL GILLIES
FanficWhen Daniel gets pulled over for speeding, the last thing he expects is to fall in love with the lovely albeit strict cop who hands him the ticket. COVER BY @winehouses
