GROUPCHAT
MAIN HOES:
Hello my main hoes, it's been awhile
Phoebe:
Daniel blesses us with his presence
Yes, I am indeed
How are you doing?
Phoebe:
I'm fantastic
Never been better
LIVING MY BEST LIFE
Jomo:
She's currently drunk
Phoebe:
Well, maybe
It's late and it felt appropriate
Jomo:
It's 8 am in Australia
Phoebe:
Also might be true
Damn internet giving me away
Jomo:
I've sent you a care package
It should arrive there Monday
Phoebe:
Aww, thank you
It's nice having my girlfriends here for me
HAH
Phoebe called you a girl
Jomo:
Nice to see you haven't matured
Main hoe:
I mean, he clearly has
He's in a healthy relationship and he's actually adulting properly
Phoebe:
Define adulting properly
We are all just making it up as we go
I don't miss living alone
These past few days that I've been with family, it's nice
I don't have to do everything. If I don't feel like taking the trash out someone else will do it
Main hoe:
Living alone also has its perks
You can walk around naked and stay up late as you'd like
Is that what Paul does now that he's living alone
Main hoe:
Heh
Maybe
Jomo:
YALL I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH INSTAGRAM AND I KEPT SEEING GIA LIKING A BUNCH OF COP MEMES
Phoebe:
What's odd about that?
Jomo:
I HAVE A THEORY
GIA HAS A MEME PAGE
Main hoe:
What
What
Nahhhhhhhh
Jomo:
The admin signs off with "c.g" IT IS SO OBVIOUS
Those aren't gia's initials
Phoebe:
🤦🏻♀️
Jomo:
BACKWARDS
GIANNA COOPER
C. G
Main hoe:
I'm laughing a little bit
GIA COME HERE AND DENY THIS
MY LADY IS VERY MATURE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Gia 👮🏻♀️❤️:
Sigh
She just sighed because y'all are so immature I s2g
Gia 👮🏻♀️❤️:
It's true
WHAT
Jomo:
YASSSSS IM RIGHT
GOTCHA
Phoebe:
I can't believe this is happening
Gia 👮🏻♀️❤️:
I'm surprised Jomo was the one to find out to be honest
Jomo:
EXCUSE ME
Phoebe:
HAH
Gia 👮🏻♀️❤️:
I thought for sure it'd be Pedro or Julie
Jomo:
It's okay, love
Nothing to be ashamed of you make amazing memes
Gia 👮🏻♀️❤️:
I'm not ashamed
Oh?
Gia 👮🏻♀️❤️:
I just wanted to keep something to myself
Phoebe:
I respect that
Jomo:
☕️☕️
THIS MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE
YOU ARE A MATURE AMAZING WOMAN, WHO IS ALSO A COP. BUT YOU HAVE A FUCKING MEME PAGE
HAH
I LOVE IT
Jomo:
Jomo approves of the above description "makes me love you even more"
Phoebe:
I bet Joseph discreetly runs one of the ship pages of Gia and Daniel
Jomo:
🌚
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Speed By • DANIEL GILLIES
FanfictionWhen Daniel gets pulled over for speeding, the last thing he expects is to fall in love with the lovely albeit strict cop who hands him the ticket. COVER BY @winehouses
