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Jomo:
I'm bringing my boiiii along

Don't ever say "boiiii" again unless you want a fucking slap

Jomo:
BOOOIIIIIII

Wait
Your boy toy?

Jomo:
Jomo wishes

What's his name?

Jomo:
Pedro

What does he do again?

Jomo:
He's a professor

Ooo, what does he teach?

Jomo:
English literature

Look at Jomo dating a dreamy English prof

Jomo:
I'm bringing him along to the Taylor Swift concert

He's coming?
How the fuck did he get tickets?

Jomo:
Pedro works in mysterious ways
Double date?

I suppose so
I can't wait to meet him and tell how you're obsessed with him :)

Jomo:
You wouldn't dare

Don't say the word dare around me, Joseph
You should know better

Jomo:
What's new with you?

James messaged me

Jomo:
The brother of she-who-shall-not-be-named?

Indeed
She's moved to Atlanta

Jomo:
Just as you seem relatively healthy again

The irony is not lost on me

Jomo:
Is she back for round two of breaking Daniel's heart?

I don't know. James said he just wants me to help her out since she doesn't know anyone. If she messages me, I'm sending her Bass' information so she leaves me alone

Jomo:
Awww, look at you taking healthy decisions
Pedro and I are proud of you

Wtf
Stop being a mom

Jomo:
Too late
We're your parents now
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