Jomo:
I'm bringing my boiiii alongDon't ever say "boiiii" again unless you want a fucking slap
Jomo:
BOOOIIIIIIIWait
Your boy toy?Jomo:
Jomo wishesWhat's his name?
Jomo:
PedroWhat does he do again?
Jomo:
He's a professorOoo, what does he teach?
Jomo:
English literatureLook at Jomo dating a dreamy English prof
Jomo:
I'm bringing him along to the Taylor Swift concertHe's coming?
How the fuck did he get tickets?Jomo:
Pedro works in mysterious ways
Double date?I suppose so
I can't wait to meet him and tell how you're obsessed with him :)Jomo:
You wouldn't dareDon't say the word dare around me, Joseph
You should know betterJomo:
What's new with you?James messaged me
Jomo:
The brother of she-who-shall-not-be-named?Indeed
She's moved to AtlantaJomo:
Just as you seem relatively healthy againThe irony is not lost on me
Jomo:
Is she back for round two of breaking Daniel's heart?I don't know. James said he just wants me to help her out since she doesn't know anyone. If she messages me, I'm sending her Bass' information so she leaves me alone
Jomo:
Awww, look at you taking healthy decisions
Pedro and I are proud of youWtf
Stop being a momJomo:
Too late
We're your parents now
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