MAIN HOES:
Hii Weskin
How is my favorite pair doing
Phoebo:
Oh fuck me
He wants something
Excuse me, malady please don't use that language
Phoebo:
What do you want?
I just want to know how you are doing is all
Main hoe:
I'm in the hospital
Cool, cool, yeah
So listen babes, Julie (Gia's daughter) is a huuuuge fan of our girl Taylor
Jomo:
PAUL, WHAT HAPPENED?
Main hoe:
Minor fracture
I'll be alright
Jomo:
WHAT HOSPITAL? I'LL COME VISIT
Main hoe:
It's alright Joe, I'm being discharged soon
As I was saying before you so rudely interrupted, I need the three of us to do something together
Phoebo:
There's a fair in town
Go do that
Main hoe:
Hey, babe?
Phoebe:
Yeah, Paul?
Main hoe:
I think what Daniel is implying is that WE should give him our tickets
Phoebo:
😂😂😂😂
I just had a great laugh
Not a joke
Phoebo:
Ahhhh this guy, he brings me so many laughs
Again, not joking
Phoebo:
This is why we keep him around
NOT FUCKING JOKING
Main hoe:
Why doesn't Joseph give you a ticket?
Jomo:
He would still need one more
PLUS, he hasn't gone to see her before. Whereas, you've seen her three times before
Main hoe:
Three times is not nearly enough, thanks
Cmon Paul
Main hoe:
So you want to go on a fun family date and bring Joseph along? Is that what you're saying?
Basically
Main hoe:
Well, that sounds like sooo much fun
Doesn't it
Phoebo:
We have seen Taylor three times before
Main hoe:
PHOEBE
STOP
TURN BACK
Phoebo:
I can't help it
I want him to succeed even though he's a dick 78% of the time
More like 88% of the time, but agreed
Main hoe:
NO
Phoebo:
Cmon
Main hoe:
I BOUGHT MERCH FOR THIS CONCERT
NO
ITS FINAL
YOU ARE READING
Speed By • DANIEL GILLIES
FanfictionWhen Daniel gets pulled over for speeding, the last thing he expects is to fall in love with the lovely albeit strict cop who hands him the ticket. COVER BY @winehouses
