Jomo:
You never mentioned how your date went with Gia
No, I did not
Jomo:
Am I to assume it went great?
Eh
Jomo:
Define "eh"
We had fun
You were there, weren't you
Jomo:
Did you kiss her?
Are you planning on seeing her again?
Yes and no
Jomo:
Which one is yes and which one is no?
Yes to a second date. It's in discussion anyway, Gia has a lot of responsibilities and Julie is going to be with her all month because her dad is going to be out of town
Jomo:
No to a kiss?
Hmm
Jomo:
You have to act soon
Why
Jomo:
You run the risk of being friendzoned
Explain
Jomo:
You are in that critical period of time, where you'll either have a girlfriend or you'll be a girlfriend
Do you get me
Not really
Jomo:
It's not that hard
Okay, I guess
It makes some sense
What exactly do you propose you do?
Jomo:
Why doesn't Julie go to some sleepover with a friend or something?
So I just say to Gia "why doesn't Julie go to some sleepover with a friend or something so we can bang-bangitity-bang"
Jomo:
Obviously, you paraphrase
Don't plagiarize my words you dick
Sorry about that, mateio
Jomo:
You'll come up with something
Don't worry
Perfection takes time
I'm starting to question my life
I take advice from Joseph Morgan and I'm starting to be into the cop who ruined my life
Jomo:
Atta boy
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FanfictionWhen Daniel gets pulled over for speeding, the last thing he expects is to fall in love with the lovely albeit strict cop who hands him the ticket. COVER BY @winehouses
