Speed By • DANIEL GILLIES

03 | groupchat

MAIN HOES:

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
HELP
HELP
HELP
HELP

Main hoe:
I deserve the right to ignore you every time you start singing that song

I'M NOT SINGING OKAY

THE COP YOU FUCKERS TRIED TO SET ME UP WITH

SHE'S THE SAME COP THAT ARRESTED ME FIVE YEARS AGO

Phoebo:
Oh right, what did you call her
"Miss, she refused the right to my dick"

I NEVER SAID THAT

Jomo:
Ackhalley, you did

Phoebo:
Are you okay, Jo

Jomo:
Im drunk

Phoebo:
Obviously

Jomo:
;)
sorry, I mean :)
I'm not trying to cause something here

Main hoe:
Start something like what

Jomo:
Like me trying to steal phoebe

Main hoe:
You would never steal phoebe away

Jomo:
Could I though
yes, I could
jomo has moves

Main hoe:
Sure, Jan

COULD WE GO BACK TO MY PROBLEM

PLEASEANDTHANKYOU

Jomo:
Imma get yu someone to luv you, mate
I'll find her

GO AWAY

ACKNOWLEDGE MY PROBLEM

CHICK COP

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING ON TINDER

Phoebo:
I knew she was a cop
I thought it'd be funny if you went on a date with a cop
I didn't know she was the same one that arrested you

Main Hoe:
Miss, "cop-ing away from my dick"

I didn't say that

AND DON'T SAY I ACTUALLY DID JOSEPH

Phoebo:
If you don't want to go on a date, then late her know
Don't just never reply

Main hoe:
That's a good solution too tbh

Phoebo:
No, it's not
Be an adult about this

AKCHALLEY

I THINK I HAVE A PLAN

Jomo:
Well, that's never good

Phoebo:
You are sobering up, Jo?

Jomo:
yes, i need more alcohol

Main hoe:
Let me hear that plan, baby

I MAKE HER FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

AND BREAK HER HEART

Jomo:
enough alcohol to pass out, please

Main hoe:
That won't work

Phoebo:
Not to mention its childish

IS THAT A CHALLENGE

Main hoe:
YES
YOU AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO DO IT

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Phoebo:
What did you just do

Main hoe:
Don't worry, it'll work out Phoebes