Jomo:
It's been weeks
Have you decided what you are doing?
Uhhhhhhhh
Concerning what?
Jomo:
Cmon
Gia
April
I'm all right, thanks
Gia is incredibly busy as of late and April, last I heard was in Cancun
Jomo:
That means you stalk her social media accounts
That means James texts me occasionally and he goes "so April is in Cancun now" and I go "cool" and he goes "She says you look good" and then I shrivel up and die
Jomo:
I'm curious as to what "I shrivel up and die" translates to in text form
k
Jomo:
You don't have to tell me geez, mate
But don't K me
That's what it translates to
Just "k"
And the cycle begins over and over again
Jomo:
Well, I was thinking maybe you could just move on. Take Gia out, have some fun
Uh-huh
Jomo:
Has she introduced you to Julie yet?
We've been on one fucking date
How do we go from that to meeting Julie
Honestly
Jomo:
Ouch
Grouchy
A lil bit
I need some fucking coffee
5 minutes later
Maybe if there was something going on here that the three of us could do
I could casually ask "hey, what if the three of us go?"
Jomo:
What does Julie like?
Taylor Swift
Jomo:
We have so much in common already
Ahhhhh our golden haired doll
Jomo:
Putting our feelings into songs
Ahhhhh precious child
Is this creepy
Jomo:
Nahhhh
She is coming to concert in two weeks
FUCK
HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THAT
Jomo:
I'VE BEEN COUNTING DOWN IN THE GC FOR THE PAST WEEK
I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO CHECK UP ON IT
I'M GOING TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY TICKETS LEFT
Jomo:
They don't, do they
My girl Taylor ain't having any seats empty
10 minutes later
Godddddddddd
I need some tickets
I need at least two more
Jomo:
You know what you could do
Don't say it
Jomo:
You could ask Weskin
DUCK
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Speed By • DANIEL GILLIES
FanfictionWhen Daniel gets pulled over for speeding, the last thing he expects is to fall in love with the lovely albeit strict cop who hands him the ticket. COVER BY @winehouses
