HOE CAST:
Jomo:
I finally learned how to use uber
Kit Kat:
I thought you've been using that for years
Jomo:
I lied to fit in
Nina:
Awww
You shouldn't lie to fit in
Also, uber is incredibly easy to use
Hello hoes
Main hoe:
Oh hello
It appears you are getting a new cast member and he's lil shy
And he's all the shit through the text so he wanted to be added
Nina:
Oh, yeah!! Charles Sebastian
The same one
One sec, I'm adding him
You added Cooper
Kit Kat:
Guys, please be nice to him
Don't scare him off
It'd be nice to make a new friend
Malarkey:
We never scare them off, mate
We're always very cordial
Kit Kat:
Why haven't I had a new friend in years
Malarkey:
Maybe that's all you
Jomo:
Hey hey, Kat is perfect
Kat, you don't need anymore friends! You've got all of us
Kit Kat:
Eh
Malarkey:
Weo weo weo 🚨 🚨🚨
Joseph just got burned
Cooper:
Why am I getting so many notifications? What's the emergency?
WHO GOT BURNED?
Malarkey:
Joseph
He's such a silly guy
Cooper:
Where is he? I'll send an ambulance over.
Malarkey:
We were just shooting at the studio
Cooper:
Shooting? Do I need to send police over too?
Malarkey:
😂😂😂
All of the things
WHAT
WHAT
NO POLICE
NO AMBULANCE
Main hoe:
Ah, the classic
"I just added my girlfriend cop to a gc accidentally"
You added Charlie Bass
Gia
I'm so so so sorry
Jomo:
I thought accidentally people adding to gcs was only for lame people, huh????
Not so lame now, huh????
Main hoe:
Geez, Joseph
Take a breath
Cooper:
I'm tracking your address as we speak
WHAT
GIA
HE'S JOKING
Malarkey:
I quite like you
Unknown person
Cooper:
Gia
I'm a cop
Malarkey:
YOU WERENT KIDDING WHEN YOU SAID YOU'D SEND POLICE OVER
Cooper:
Nope
Malarkey:
That was a joke, I didn't know you were a cop
Stop tracking my number and my search history, please
Jomo:
Your search history?
What are you hiddding Mike
Malarkey:
Nothing
What are YOU hiding
Jomo:
I think I'm bi
Charlie Bass:
This got real too quick
[Charles Sebastian is an old university friends of Daniel's. He's Kim's smolderholders oc and he'll be in a Nina fic Kim will be posting soon ✨✨✨]
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FanfictionWhen Daniel gets pulled over for speeding, the last thing he expects is to fall in love with the lovely albeit strict cop who hands him the ticket. COVER BY @winehouses
